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Bolero Reviews
When you look at the first sequence in Bolero, it's clear that this is just a picture book. [Full Review in Spanish]
| Mar 31, 2020
Totally bonkers from start to finish. Bolero never quite lets up being totally mesmerising as well.
| Mar 31, 2020
Bad as Bolero is, it is unfortunately not bad enough.
| Mar 31, 2020
Some movies that didn't start out to be comedies wind up in the so-bad-that-they're-great category. Not this one. It's just so bad that it's awful.
| Mar 31, 2020
No doubt [the climax] distracted the writer-director from the dialogue, which is in every sense unspeakable.
| Mar 31, 2020
Alas, Bo will never, never be an actress.
| Mar 31, 2020
[UPDATED 2024 BLU-RAY REVIEW] This turkey was second only to Cannonball Run II as the worst film of 1984.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 23, 2016
A poorly-directed, poorly-written, and even more poorly-acted piece of overblown, softcore hooey.
| Jan 12, 2016
Is this a bad satire? No, it's a bad serious romance.
Full Review | May 5, 2014
One of the funniest bad movies ever made.
| Original Score: 1/5 | May 5, 2014
A strong candidate for worst picture of the year.
| Jun 3, 2013
Poor Bo no sooner has her initial introduction to amour than the new lover gets gored in a sensitive location, putting him out of commission.
| Apr 24, 2009
Bolero must rank as one of the worst major movies ever made. Many awful movies are at least funny in a campy sort of way. Bo and John Derek, however, make films so sincerely bad that they offer nothing in the way of relief.
| Original Score: 0/5 | Jul 25, 2007
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 22, 2006
Even showing lots of Bo Derek's beautiful nude body isn't enough to save Bolero from terminal boredom.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/10 | Feb 20, 2006
Cinema this toxic can either kill you with laughter or simply turn your brain into a pool of sex-obsessed pudding.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 19, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 13, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 7, 2005
The real future of Bolero is in home cassette rentals, where your fast forward and instant replay controls will supply the editing job the movie so desperately needs.
| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Oct 23, 2004