Perhaps the only thing that salvages the film for me is actress Alison Pill.

| Original Score: 1.0/4.0 | Sep 5, 2020

Who doesn't like Lindsay Lohan. She has become the leading, leading lady in the Disney stables. So, what the heck happened with Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen???

| Nov 7, 2019

Above average, simplistic moral life lesson movie, a kind of pre-"Sex and the City," as it were.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 18, 2019

Full Review | Original Score: C | Mar 25, 2013

Enjoyable movie about the trials of being a teen.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Dec 22, 2010

Though Lohan and Fox are fun to look at, and Allison Pill is adorable, the film is pure mindless, ridiculous fluff.

| Apr 29, 2009

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 7, 2008

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Oct 30, 2006

Only the 13-and-under set will buy into the Confessions vision of teen-hood. Most actual teens have already noted the lack of opportunities for air-guitar montages.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 11, 2006

Mind-numbingly juvenile.

| Original Score: C- | May 3, 2005

...a perfectly bland, homogenized, milquetoast piece of inconsequential would-be comedy fluff.

| Original Score: 4/10 | Jul 22, 2004

Sleep all day, party all night, never grow old, never die: it's fun to be a Disney starlet

| Original Score: 1/4 | Jul 21, 2004

...a terminally over-the-top endeavor that contains little in the way of memorable attributes.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Jul 17, 2004

A self-absorbed sugar rush of a movie, this might please small girls but will leave a sour taste in everyone else's mouth.

| Original Score: 2/5 | May 14, 2004

| Original Score: 2/5 | May 5, 2004

A creative no man's land: nothing ventured, nothing gained, nothing worth watching.

| Original Score: 2/5 | May 1, 2004

An energetic cast and random lines of snappy dialog almost elevate this insipid comedy into something entertaining. But not quite.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 24, 2004

A star vehicle with three flat tires and sugar in the gas tank.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Apr 9, 2004

I hope kids see through this film's slick production value and realize Lindsay Lohan's character is only a shade above contemptible much less worth their admiration.

Full Review | Mar 24, 2004

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Mar 16, 2004