Cooties Reviews
What a pathetic excuse of a zomboe movie.
The movie felt like a United Nations of zombie, horror and comedy integrated together. At times, this felt like Zombieland but more wild and violent. The movie is not suitable for a child audience due to the usage of profanity and the message of kids can sabotage each other and adults is not worthwhile to watch. The funny parts are not between the main characters, but actually the supporting cast between Wilson as Wade and also all the other kids that take part in the film. The kids were actually the spotlight because they made me feel the pain and agony as one slowly dies and becomes inhumane. Liked the unity between the teachers and then the sabotaging the army of child zombies. Who knew the star of the film is about a chicken nugget, which brings back memories of Morgan Spurlock's chicken documentary and also fast food like Food Inc. Is it the best movie? No, but it can actually bring a good reflection of the difficulties of teaching future generations.
The audio for this movie is so terrible, it turns a bad movie into a really bad movie. Had to turn up the volume to 100% in order to hear any dialog. Then had to turn down to 70% for any action scenes so I wouldn't burst my ear drums. The only good thing about this movie are the practical effects. Nothing about the plot or the story works well. Even for a un-serious, goofy movie it just doesn't work. Its boring, its a repetitive process of characters moving from one room to another and having really long conversations with nothing else going on. This movie was never going to work. Zombie children? You can't depict violence against children and they knew it. Very few zombies died and when they did it was off screen and dull. Such a disappointment, the cast list has many greats.
An enjoyable comedy horror. Sometimes you just need to lower down your expectations to enjoy
Quite possibly the most ridiculous zombie comedy movie I've ever seen. I loved it. The ending was rather sudden, but that's the only issue I had with the movie.
Not as awful as people let on but there are 100% better options when it comes to zombie movies. This film attempts to be a zombie-comedy, with the protagonists being stuck in a school overrun by infected children. The humor falls flat 99.9% of the time and you'll find yourself wishing you were watching Shaun of the Dead or Zombieland instead quite honestly. But with all that being said, it kept my attention and I enjoyed it far more than the awful "Scouts Guide to the Zombie Apocalypse". Also, it's always a pleasure to see Rainn Wilson in anything. Love that guy.
It's SO TERRIBLE in the best way. if you're looking for high quality go somewhere else in terms of movies. If you wanna watch something gory and super unserious and full of Goofy plot holes **this** is gonna be your movie. it's so so bad in the best way in my opinion. I will forever love this abominational excuse for a film ♡
A pointless movie that kept me entrained until the end. The ending was too much for this unserious film and the love story here is a confusing puzzle.
How is that Frodo and Harry get involved so often in these weird projects?
Full of gore and laughs. A great Saturday night horror movie event.
Hilarious and gorey. The perfect mix of horror and comedy. Fun plot and the perfect set-up for a sequel. Also, Leigh Whannell was in it, so it's an automatic 5/5.
This show hits so good in 2024. Honestly, probably much better today than 10 years ago. Lots of gore (appropriate for a zombie film), but tons of comedy. Rainn Wilson and Elijah Wood just running with a crazy idea all the way to the end. Ends at just the right time, without dragging on.
I'm just finding this in 2024 and it's killing me. Maybe 2014 wasn't a good year for it.
Not usually a huge horror fan, but this was *fun*. Pretty standard zombie fare in an entertaining setting. Not life altering, but I mean... if you're looking for a zombie movie, do you *not* want a standard zombie movie?
Does anyone know if this movie was turned into a video game? It's a horror comedy that was fun to watch. And did I see it correctly that Hayden "Darth Vader" Christensen is an executive producer on this movie? Wow, unexpected, but interesting.
I hate this movie way more than IT. Are the makers of this movie trying to scare parents and make them teach their kids to do the wrong thing and curse at them as well. I want this movie banned around the world. and never be heard about again. I can't even eat food because of you horrible movie makers this movie is the worst Horrorr movie ever and should be taken off MAX and should be bought for so much money that people can't watch it because it sucks so bad. Nothing funny worst movie ever.
Cooties is Bad but Very Entertaining to Pass the Time
Just overall not good. It did have a few funny moments.
Beautiful movie, would recommend and watch again. Did NOT regret staying up till midnight watching it.
I thought this was both funny and not your average Z movie. Would watch it again for the laughs.