Have you ever watched a movie where you just couldn't wait for it to end? Like the movie just seems to go on and on. This is how I felt about Ever After. I wanted to like it. I'm a female so I'm supposed to like it. It has a female director, female writer, and primarily a female cast. But it didn't work for me. It shows if you don't have a good plot then the movie doesn't work. I did read that this is based off of a comic book. (foreverfinalgirl.com/ever-after/)

Mope, pout, brood, sulk, zombie, repeat. If you like watching a sad girl wander around the beautiful countryside and occasionally hang out with another sad girl then you will enjoy this movie. The zombies are fast, everything else is in slow motion.

Estoy asqueado con este consenso "progre" que le da notas buenas a películas malas, solo porque todo el equipo de realización, desde los guionistas, pasando por el director, y hasta el utilero eran mujeres. Y los roles principales eran mujeres. Eso ya le da, entre estos críticos falsos, patente de corso para que, haciendo una película mediocre, sea valorada estupéndamente. Es cansador. Por suerte la audiencia pone las cosas en su lugar.

Caraca, que filme chato. Tenta ser poético, tenta ser zumbi, tenta ser viajandão, tenta ser gore, e não é nada. Muito muito muito chato. Não entendi boas notas dos críticos top, sinceramente.