Gold Diggers Reviews
By turns pointless and pointlessly mean-spirited.
| Mar 31, 2009
The single punch line that sparks genuine laughter comes three minutes into the film; after that, these marriages are made in comedy hell.
| Aug 16, 2007
Nothing's quite so painful as failed comedy, and this atrocity is equivalent to a compound fracture.
| Jan 5, 2007
There's bad, there's unwatchable, and then there's National Lampoon.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 29, 2005
Truly this is one of the most off-putting, unpleasant and earth-shatteringly unfunny "comedies" I've ever seen.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 29, 2005
...shockingly unfunny...
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Mar 25, 2005
If you watch this movie, you are an idiot
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 17, 2005
Para descrever este filme, vou usar um eufemismo: lixo.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 9, 2005
Taking a trip to the retirement village and clipping grandma's toenails might be more pleasant that watching this film.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Dec 19, 2004
Apprently, even gross-out comedy requires some delicacy.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 28, 2004
This is a lowbrow, low-budget homage to the Farrelly brothers -- and a pretty poor one at that.
| Sep 25, 2004
Really, words can't convey how horrible this atrocity is. Nobody involved should ever be allowed near a studio again.
Full Review | Sep 23, 2004
As abysmal as the film's concept is, the execution is unimaginably worse, a stomach-turning orgy of greed, lust, and sordid desperation...
| Sep 22, 2004
So incredibly bad and astoundingly wrong-headed that it gets a star for its uncanny ability to make the viewer stare at the screen in glassy-eyed, open-mouthed wonderment.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 22, 2004
This is the spectacularly inept directing debut of writer-producer Gary Priesler, who is said to have 12 other movies in development. God help us.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 20, 2004
Please, Louise -- next time, less sleaze.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 20, 2004
Writer-director Gary Preisler just plods through lame grossout jokes (most of them neutered to get a PG-13) that turn 87 minutes into an eternity.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 20, 2004
By the 30-minute mark, I was praying for the sweet release of death.
| Original Score: F | Sep 20, 2004
| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 18, 2004
You'll have already snuck into another theater, if you know what's good for you.
| Original Score: D | Sep 18, 2004