Gold Diggers Reviews
By turns pointless and pointlessly mean-spirited.
| Mar 31, 2009
The single punch line that sparks genuine laughter comes three minutes into the film; after that, these marriages are made in comedy hell.
| Aug 16, 2007
Nothing's quite so painful as failed comedy, and this atrocity is equivalent to a compound fracture.
| Jan 5, 2007
This is the spectacularly inept directing debut of writer-producer Gary Priesler, who is said to have 12 other movies in development. God help us.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 20, 2004
So stupefyingly hideous that after watching it, you'll need to bathe in 10 gallons of disinfectant, get a full-body scrub and shampoo with vinegar to remove the scummy residue that remains.
| Sep 17, 2004
Don't waste your money. Please. Spare our culture some last semblance of dignity by ignoring National Lampoon's Gold Diggers altogether.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 17, 2004
Imagine a horrible parallel universe, where Pauly Shore is allowed to direct a remake of Harold and Maude.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 17, 2004
It all makes Nat Lamp's recent Van Wilder look like an instant classic.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 17, 2004
Not only is there nothing thoughtful or interesting about this latest ultra-crass contribution to the Lampoon shelf, there's not even anything very funny.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 17, 2004
What could have been National Lampoon's Harolds and Maudes grows dumb and dumber.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 17, 2004
This cheap-looking, broad and ultimately unnecessary comedy makes John Landis' benchmark Animal House -- one of the earliest films to bear the National Lampoon brand name -- look like Lubitsch.
Full Review | Sep 17, 2004
A putative comedy that manages to degrade equally those on both sides of the screen.
| Original Score: D+ | Sep 16, 2004
For the most part, The Gold Diggers is not even chuckle-producing. At best, it might warm a cockle or two or provoke a bit of a smile.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 16, 2004