This hottie is definitely a nottie.

| Original Score: 0/4.0 | Sep 11, 2020

Starring Paris Hilton, Christine Lakin and Joel David Moore, The Hottie & The Nottie is the most heartwarming Valentine one could ever hope to receive.

| Nov 13, 2019

Just about everything about it feels made for viewing at home, a fact underscored by the porn star monotone that is Hilton's 'acting' voice.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Jan 6, 2014

Hard time in the joint can change a person. Make them worse sometimes. And it would appear that this is Hilton's idea of revenge on a world she feels has done her wrong.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Apr 4, 2011

A person famous only because of the intense lack of basic decency with which she has pursued fame would obviously want to play the most beautiful conceivable human being.

| Original Score: 2/10 | Mar 8, 2011

I just kept thinking about Daniel Day-Lewis and Marlon Brando when I watched Paris Hilton's acting performance in this film (can you sense the sarcasm?).

| Original Score: 0/5 | Jun 1, 2008

The sort of comedy that could only have been produced by aliens whose only knowledge of earth comes from TMZ.com, VH1 reality shows, and Dane Cook movies.

| Original Score: 1/5 | May 19, 2008

isn't quite bad enough to enjoy for camp value

| Original Score: 1/5 | May 14, 2008

Paris definitely wear the pants in this ho hum extra-lite romantic comedy, and I think I can pretty accurately report that she keeps them on down under, from beginning to end.

| May 4, 2008

A movie where Paris Hilton is a bombshell is less comedy and more Science Fiction...

| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Apr 27, 2008

Astonishingly sexist.

| Mar 28, 2008

In truth, parts of The Hottie and the Nottie are no worse than much of the romcom they sucker us with on any given week.

| Mar 28, 2008

This will take some beating for sheer, brazen dumbness.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 28, 2008

A film of monumental dreadfulness, the hunt for the worst movie of 2008 ends right here.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 28, 2008

This parody is the divine joke: a heavenly reminder of how fabulously unfair real life is for the rest of us plain mortals.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 28, 2008

Grotty rotty shot by potty totty.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 28, 2008

If you thought She's All That was all that, this will pass the time for you - but if you thought She's All That was all that, well, so would practically any film.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 28, 2008

As Barbara Ellen commented in her 'Observer' column, discussing the treatment of Paul McCartney's ex-wife Heather Mills, feminism should be approached like football: pick your side and stick with it. Even if that means defending The Hottie And The Nottie.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Mar 28, 2008

After a panning in the States, The Hottie And The Nottie is being promoted as one of the worst-reviewed films ever.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 28, 2008

One day aliens will land on Earth offering us answers to the secrets of the Universe. But, because of films like The Hottie & the Nottie they will deem us unworthy and return to the Heavens once more in their carbon-free interstellar cruisers.

| Mar 28, 2008