The Marine Reviews
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Aug 22, 2007
The Marine subscribes to the notion that there's no such thing as a gratuitous explosion.
| Original Score: B- | Nov 23, 2006
| Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 30, 2006
| Original Score: C- | Oct 21, 2006
The Marine often feels like an oddball black comedy about a dysfunctional band of sociopaths, just masquerading as an action movie about one tough ex-Marine.
Full Review | Original Score: B- | Oct 20, 2006
A delectably bad '80s-style actioner.
| Original Score: C+ | Oct 18, 2006
A happy surprise.
| Oct 16, 2006
A movie so dumb it may actually cause brain damage.
| Oct 16, 2006
It's not a good film by any practical standard, but The Marine is bad in just the right way, a mindless throwaway that's at least smart enough not to take itself too seriously.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 16, 2006
The Marine proves a poor showcase for the homeboy charisma Cena shows week in and out with the WWE.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Oct 16, 2006
The genius of the film is in its unapologetically obvious crowd-pleasing moments.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Oct 16, 2006
Such bizarre touches remind one of the appeal of WWE televised bouts.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 16, 2006
The Marine will trigger a strong sense of deja vu for anyone who recalls the slapdash, slam-bang action fare that was standard-issue drive-in fodder during the 1970s.
Full Review | Oct 16, 2006
While The Marine's real-world connections to the War in Iraq are brief and incidental to its minimal plot, that fact doesn't make its reductive attitudes any more pleasant to swallow.
| Original Score: .5/4 | Oct 13, 2006
An unrepentant B-movie, The Marine features the sort of bare-bones plot that would in previous years have served as a vehicle for the likes of Charles Bronson.
Full Review | Oct 13, 2006
Apparently [Cena's] some WWE superstar; for the uninitiated, he looks kinda like Matt Damon, if Matt Damon got freakishly buff.
| Original Score: C- | Oct 13, 2006
These guys don't much about making movies, but they know how to stage a smack down.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 13, 2006