Never Been Thawed Reviews
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Mar 4, 2006
What we're left with is a movie filled with cultural gags that mock without achieving the level of good satire. Sometimes, alas, being funny just isn't enough.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Nov 4, 2005
Never Been Thawed displays moments of cleverness but not enough to sustain its feature-length running time.
Full Review | Oct 28, 2005
Wickedly funny and subversive.
| Original Score: 4/5 | Oct 14, 2005
Painfully unfunny.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Oct 7, 2005
Satire requires a lighter touch and less reliance on vulgar language for shock effect.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Oct 7, 2005
Essentially an exercise in the humor of hypocrisy and sketch comedy woven into a coherent whole.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4 | Oct 7, 2005
Propelled by astute, straight-faced performances, this deadpan fake documentary about a group of dorky frozen-food collectors succeeds in stirring up some maniacal laughs.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 6, 2005
Comes off as lame and unfocused as its draggy dramatis personae.
| Oct 6, 2005
Passably offbeat.
| Oct 4, 2005
Like a torturously long, slapdash joke delivered by a snarky Sunday school student determined to piss off his devout elders.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 23, 2005
Essentially one long goof, but it's a well-executed goof and a pretty fearless one at that.
Full Review | Original Score: 4/5 | Apr 14, 2005