The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie Reviews
A wonderfully entertaining and heartfelt film with positive life lessons and valuable insights for adults and children of all ages.
| Original Score: 3.0/4.0 | Sep 20, 2020
The music is always fun, voicework good and the colors bright and colorful.
| Original Score: C+ | May 4, 2019
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Apr 4, 2011
While the movie is harmless, it lacks a certain spark to be really entertaining. Lots of the jokes are flat and obvious, without being awful.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4 | Aug 22, 2008
Not only did I want to go to sleep the entire time, but I wouldn't watch this movie again if you told me my life depended on it.
| Original Score: 0/5 | May 17, 2008
Ahoy! There be decent family fare among the January junk seas!
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4 | Feb 24, 2008
As I wasn't expecting much, I must say that Pirates doesn't disappoint.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Feb 1, 2008
...harmless fun for small kids...
| Original Score: 3/5 | Jan 17, 2008
Young children appreciate all the bouncing shapes and bright colors (speaking of which, you might wonder why Robert the Terrible is a darker shade of green than any of his relatives), but anyone over six will be bored early and often.
| Jan 17, 2008
I kept hoping someone would arrive on the scene with a Veg-O-Matic and put a stop to it.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 15, 2008
Like steamed veggies: Good for you, but bland.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Jan 15, 2008
The notion of no arms, especially when they're sword fighting and the swords just sort of float in front of their bodies, seems like a long way to go to establish unique cartoon characters.
Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jan 14, 2008
While there's adventure and clever gags... I could have done with a little more silliness and some more songs like 'The Hairbrush Song' and 'Bellybutton.'
| Original Score: B | Jan 13, 2008
The colorful but limited animation can seem static on the big screen, but the gentle humor and equally gentle lessons will appeal to younger children and long-time fans.
| Original Score: B- | Jan 12, 2008
It's full of mild goofiness and equally mild messages about believing in yourself. It's all good-natured enough. It just isn't actually good.
Full Review | Original Score: C- | Jan 12, 2008
Will probably bring more tiny buccaneers into the VeggieTales fold, but some adult viewers may feel like walking the plank before the film is over.
| Jan 12, 2008
I have to admit that this animated VeggieTales endeavor is far more entertaining and artistically competent than anything offered in the last two Pirates of the Caribbean movies.
| Original Score: C+ | Jan 11, 2008
The trio learns that heroes come in all sizes, hardly a revelation to audiences of any age.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 11, 2008
This is no savvy Toy Story. It's a boilerplate plot like one you might find in any morning cartoon.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 11, 2008