Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Reviews
This version of TMNT doesn’t quite have the heart or development that keeps you as engaged or entertained throughout. It does some parts well but mostly it falls flat.
| Original Score: D+ | Aug 19, 2024
The way the turtles relate to their past, their father, and the villain of the movie, in such an improbable way that it seems forced -- even for a comic. [Full review in Spanish]
| Original Score: 3/10 | Aug 15, 2023
I can’t think of a recent blockbuster that’s been raked across the coals as much as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
| Sep 15, 2022
Indeed, motion capture and a push toward photo-real animation result in rather gross heroes (with nostrils), particularly in the case of Splinter, whose slimy quality incites some latent Bubonic anxiety.
| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Jul 29, 2022
Perhaps I'm overthinking a movie about Ninja turtles, but the film wants you to underthink and that's the problem.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 1, 2021
The ninjitsu, pizza cravings, and hi-tech accouterments might not be so easy to digest if the imagery wasn't so familiar.
| Original Score: 5/10 | Dec 4, 2020
Fundamentally moronic, badly lit, horridly choreographed, and badly focused film.
| Original Score: 1.0/4.0 | Sep 25, 2020
Why is April O'Neil the main character in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie?
| Original Score: C- | Jul 7, 2020
I feel like there was an opportunity to make something entertaining, and it was squandered by a movie that's simultaneously trying too hard and not trying hard enough.
| Mar 20, 2020
The whole "TMNT" movie is over-inflated; like watching an otherwise tolerable music video, stretched out to 101 minutes.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Mar 20, 2020
Like it or not, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles stays gratifyingly close to Eastman and Laird's original vision. Nice one.
| Mar 20, 2020
It's not particularly smart, nor do any of the situations happen naturally, nor does it do much with the franchise...
| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 20, 2020
1990's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is a plain cheese with a little pepperoni for flavor. The 2014 Ninja Turtles is that awful, excessive-looking Pizza Hut pizza with too many toppings and the "cheese"-filled crust nuggets that nobody really wanted.
| Mar 20, 2020
The result is like watching a fireworks display. It's an okay way to pass an hour or so, but you'll forget about it minutes later.
| Original Score: 3.5/10 | Mar 20, 2020
A shockingly boring, endlessly unimaginative advertisement for pizza, soft drinks and the capitalist ideal.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 20, 2020
The "heroes in a half shell" are back, except this time producer Michael Bay slaps on his style of action and over-dependence on CGI, or computer-generated imagery.
| Aug 14, 2019
As if aliens from another galaxy who have never seen a movie before stumbled across a Michael Bay film and attempted to make their own.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Jul 5, 2019
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is uncomplicated fun, offering nothing new save for the sad novelty of seeing Megan Fox be treated like an actual human being.
| Original Score: 3/5 | May 31, 2019
Turtle fans deserve better.
| Original Score: D | May 2, 2019
The characters are sketch-ily drawn, the humour conspicuous by its absence and the special effects that went into creating the creatures rather pedestrian.
| Feb 28, 2019