Transporter 2 Reviews
"The Transporter 2" is an absolutely absurd, silly and rather illogical action film. It also proves to be quite entertaining.
| Nov 19, 2019
Just like its predecessor, this isn't an action film meant to be taken seriously. All you'll need to do is sit back, embrace the absurd craziness and enjoy the ride.
| Original Score: 8.5/10 | Sep 3, 2015
Is a lot of fun, and I enjoyed it in all its ludicrous devices, and idiocy...
| Apr 25, 2010
Armed with a myriad of gravity (and logic) defying set pieces...
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Nov 19, 2008
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jul 14, 2007
Preposterous!
| Original Score: 1/4 | May 25, 2007
"Transporter 2" is cheap, shiny, indefensible junk, a Hot Wheels hot rod encased in a glossy plastic blister pack. But come on -- you know you want it.
Full Review | Oct 7, 2006
Besides a fun script and never-a-dull-moment directing, Jason Statham really deserves praise for his screen presence. Expect mindless action and have a great time.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 11, 2006
| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 1, 2006
Better than the original.
| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Jan 17, 2006
Transporter 2 is so lightweight and frivolous, it makes one of Roger Moore's Bond epics look like Crime and Punishment.
| Original Score: 5/10 | Jan 14, 2006
I'm pretty sure Transporter 2 is the dumbest movie I've ever seen.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jan 7, 2006
There is absolutely nothing subtle about "Transporter 2." But if you like your action movies to be ACTION movies, this one is fast-paced, unapologetic escapism.
| Original Score: B | Jan 7, 2006
Sure, it's blissfully energetic, but it's also exhaustingly idiotic.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Dec 6, 2005
Undemanding punters are guaranteed 90 minutes of dopey, derivative and gloriously disposable entertainment.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Dec 6, 2005
If you're at all picky about the laws of physics or if you liked the superior first film, I do not recommend seeing this film sober.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Oct 2, 2005
The ending sinks the enterprise (both literally and figuratively) with bad FX and subpar action-movie one-liners.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Sep 26, 2005
Much like a James Bond movie, only more playful and entertaining than that series has managed in many years, Transporter 2 isn't a continuation of the last one, it's another action enterprise unto itself.
Full Review | Sep 26, 2005
Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Sep 24, 2005
All action, all the time, with no pauses to catch your breath, or, more significantly, to figure out what's going on.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 24, 2005