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Snow Day
(2000)
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Tony Toscano
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Given the choice of seeing this movie again or eating the yellow snow . . . pass the catsup.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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I will say this, there are parts of the film that are funny, disturbingly funny but not enough to bail the film out of the watery grave its heading for.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Music of the Heart
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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Meryl Streep takes what could have been a one-dimensional character and elevates her above soap opera status and makes her interesting and appealing.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Hanging Up
(2000)
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Tony Toscano
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Annoying and a complete waste of time.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Green Mile
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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Inspired filmmaking!
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Bachelor
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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From the moment the credits roll to the 'I could see this ending coming from space' finale, you'll wish you were somewhere else less painful, like perhaps getting your gums scraped by an aluminum hand shovel.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Pokémon: The First Movie
(1998)
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Tony Toscano
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The film moves along slower than a snail going uphill after taking seconal.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Anna and the King
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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The film has an epic quality about it that I haven't seen in while.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Cider House Rules
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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A warm and witty film.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Cradle Will Rock
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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The direction of the film is so slow that I got carpal tunnel syndrome from raising my hand so often to check the time.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Talented Mr. Ripley
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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Well worth seeing.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The World Is Not Enough
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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The film goes flat quicker than an inflatable Wal-Mart pool toy.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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End of Days
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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I don't know who grimaced in pain more during the film, Arnold Schwarzenegger or me.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Bicentennial Man
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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Like crossing the Sahara to get to the water, this film has a lot of dry spells and the prize may not be worth the trip.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Girl, Interrupted
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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Nonchalant where it should be compelling.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Bone Collector
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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Script full of plotholes so large they have their own zip codes.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Beach
(2000)
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Tony Toscano
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Worth spending a little time on.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Sleepy Hollow
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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Bloody fun.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Stuart Little
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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The story lines are simple, well paced and humorous.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Snow Falling on Cedars
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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As stimulating as watching snow falling on cedars.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Tigger Movie
(2000)
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Tony Toscano
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A touching and well-written film enjoyable for all ages.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Insider
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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The Insider will take its place among the best of the 'based on a true story' films.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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The Messenger: The Story of Joan of Arc
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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With battle scenes that are obscenely gruesome and pacing that is too slow, the film lumbers along like a Buick in the mud.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Being John Malkovich
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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Uniquely twisted and darkly funny.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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Ride With the Devil
(1999)
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Tony Toscano
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The script is as flat as a Kansas cornfield with characters that are as memorable as well... a Kansas cornfield.
Posted Jan 01, 2000
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