Stay Alive Reviews
One of those movies that thinks loud sounds and shaky cameras account for scares, and reminding of us of truly scary gaming experiences only amplifies its weaknesses.
Full Review | Mar 24, 2007
There's a gothic backstory to all this, which makes no sense but looks pretty cool.
| Mar 7, 2007
Never has a title been more horribly at odds with the way you're actually going to feel while watching the movie.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 29, 2006
A cool idea rapidly falls apart. A completely missed opportunity.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 28, 2006
Stuttering like a busted console, the film's lack of invention is only rivalled by a paucity of gore which will seem positively comical to gamers long since inured to cyberspace slaughter.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 4, 2006
... while its narrative style -- elliptical, fragmented, even eccentric at times -- is ambitious and imaginative, it sometimes makes for a loss of clarity and momentum.
| Jun 24, 2006
Implausibly tedious, Stay Alive has none of the vicarious thrills of, say, Konami's Silent Hill 2. It's barely even Pong unplugged.
| Original Score: 0/5 | Apr 8, 2006
Teen fodder like this isn't known for sophistication or storytelling depth, but the filmmakers seem to take the film's video-game theme as permission to eschew even the horror genre's exceedingly lenient minimums for characterization.
| Original Score: D- | Mar 30, 2006
Videogames are no longer brainless, so why are videogame movies so slow to evolve?
| Original Score: D- | Mar 29, 2006
An anemic attempt to update the horror genre's imperiled-teens-meet-bloodletting-uber-fiend substratum.
Full Review | Mar 28, 2006
It's unlikely that Stay Alive could ever have been a good movie in the traditional sense, but it might have been better if Bell and co-writer Matthew Peterman had done more to exploit their gaming premise.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Mar 28, 2006
The star of Stay Alive is a cutting-edge video game, but the film still has hackneyed horror at its heart.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 28, 2006
A notion of an outline of a rough draft of a killer video-game flick.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/4 | Mar 28, 2006
There's a fascinating and terrifying story to be told about Elizabeth Bathory, the dramatically depraved 17th century sadist known as the Blood Countess. This ain't it.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Mar 28, 2006
Here's a movie that tries to be a video game but is less entertaining than a vending machine.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Mar 28, 2006
This is a cool/potentially creepy idea only if you're in high school and goofing around with your friends at the movie theater. For everyone else, this isn't just a preposterous premise for a horror movie, it's a source of unintentional hilarity.
| Mar 28, 2006
The hybrid of cyber antics and bayou creepiness doesn't quite jell, but it all ends bloodily, and in an efficient 85 minutes, too. I'm not complaining.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Mar 28, 2006
Dead on arrival.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Mar 24, 2006
What will terrify the audience very early on is the realization that there's better acting in the video game than on the big screen.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Mar 24, 2006
It's amazing how little Stay Alive actually knows about the videogame culture in which its terror-lite tale is set.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Mar 24, 2006