From James Bond, we expect explosions. From McHale's version of the navy, could we have a few laughs?

| Original Score: 1/4 | Feb 25, 2022

All apologies to the handful of Americans who've waited decades for this big-screen update of the '60s sitcom--the result is both awful and awfully irrelevant.

| Sep 5, 2009

A ham-fisted, fitfully amusing lark that quickly runs aground.

Full Review | May 15, 2008

This shotgun marriage of coarse laughs and low-rent action cliches is, of course, utterly predictable: Cutting-edge comedy isn't lurking under the corpses of old 온라인카지노추천 shows.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | May 15, 2008

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 9, 2005

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 24, 2005

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | May 6, 2005

The most idiotic, unfunny script imaginable.

| Original Score: D | Apr 9, 2005

Tom Arnold is no Ernest Borgnine. A profound statement.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Nov 1, 2004

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Jun 22, 2004

Dear God, why?

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Sep 23, 2003

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Aug 12, 2003

[Trots] out the same tired cliches -- unorthodox heroes, inept commanding officers, officious little weasels getting trampled by the zany crew -- which haven't been funny since...well, ever.

| Original Score: 1/10 | Dec 23, 2002

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 30, 2002

How to turn a so-so series into a witless movie. Earns a half-star for Bruce Campbell.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jul 25, 2002

By the end, this soporific comedy makes 105 minutes feel more like a two-year hitch.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Jun 18, 2002

This McHale's Navy would never have floated as programming ballast on a bad night of network 온라인카지노추천.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 5, 2002

The problem is that when the jokes are as flat as two-day old Coke, your mind has time to think about all the plot incongruities too.

| Apr 17, 2002

A useless movie. Not funny, suspenseful, moving or even offensive enough to want to torpedo. Just devoid of any conceivable value.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Apr 12, 2002

The process of conceiving, producing, and distributing this comedic Superfund site required active, premeditated thought and effort that, in a just world, would be punishable by hard jail time.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Jan 1, 2000