The Wash Reviews
| Original Score: 2/5 | Nov 20, 2008
| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 7, 2008
Two roommates start to antagonize each other after one becomes the other's superior at an LA car wash, and the conflict is played out with grittiness and flippancy.
| Mar 8, 2007
Snoop, Dre and their buddies take it all in stride -- if they were any more laid-back, they'd be napping in their trailers.
Full Review | Mar 8, 2007
Some energetic performances from the cast may make this accessible to a wider audience.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Dec 30, 2006
The lame, underdeveloped jokes far outweigh the fresh ones, the women are all chirpy airheads, and the whole thing hangs on a feeble storyline.
| Jan 26, 2006
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 6, 2005
Waterlogged from start to finish
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 31, 2005
I was wishing I was sitting through Bones a second time.
| Original Score: 1/5 | May 26, 2004
[A] crude and boring movie.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 20, 2002
You've really got to wonder sometimes how talented people end up in hopeless misfires like this film.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Aug 8, 2002
A 100% feeble comedy that exposes the dire acting abilities of two otherwise well respected hip-hop artists.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 5, 2002
a plotless, mostly humorless time-killer that exists primarily as a 90-minute commercial for a star-studded soundtrack. ... the movie has all the earmarks of the "let's just make it up as we go along" school of filmmaking.
| Jun 3, 2002
The Wash is Santo & Johnny through a swamp of mounting disinterest.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Jun 3, 2002
There is some comic insight here, however unfocused it may be.
| Original Score: 50/100 | Mar 16, 2002
Straight up...I didn't laugh once during this entire flick!
| Original Score: 3/10 | Jan 18, 2002
There's precious little to listen to, laugh at or ogle.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5 | Jan 10, 2002
Never comes off as desperate--because little effort appears to be put forth by writer-director-co-star DJ Pooh.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 3, 2002
Though The Wash is fairly funny, it's wholly insignificant.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 23, 2001
Manages to rock pretty steady, largely due to the efforts of its huge cast, sprinkled with some real and promising talent.
| Dec 9, 2001