The Wash Reviews
Two roommates start to antagonize each other after one becomes the other's superior at an LA car wash, and the conflict is played out with grittiness and flippancy.
| Mar 8, 2007
Snoop, Dre and their buddies take it all in stride -- if they were any more laid-back, they'd be napping in their trailers.
Full Review | Mar 8, 2007
Some energetic performances from the cast may make this accessible to a wider audience.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Dec 30, 2006
The lame, underdeveloped jokes far outweigh the fresh ones, the women are all chirpy airheads, and the whole thing hangs on a feeble storyline.
| Jan 26, 2006
[A] crude and boring movie.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 20, 2002
A 100% feeble comedy that exposes the dire acting abilities of two otherwise well respected hip-hop artists.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 5, 2002
There's precious little to listen to, laugh at or ogle.
Full Review | Original Score: 0.5/5 | Jan 10, 2002
Though The Wash is fairly funny, it's wholly insignificant.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 23, 2001
More of a missed opportunity than a movie.
| Nov 30, 2001
A sloppy, harebrained movie, which looks like it was made on a fraction of the budget of one of their videos.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Nov 30, 2001
I'd be shocked if even a totally wasted Phish fan could find many laughs.
| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Nov 25, 2001
So ramshackle it's nearly enough to make you forget how tossed-together the 1976 Car Wash was.
| Original Score: D+ | Nov 21, 2001
No one will claim it steals that famous old MGM motto: 'More Stars Than There Are in Heaven.'
| Nov 16, 2001
Halfhearted and badly edited, the picture itself seems stoned.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Nov 16, 2001
A half-baked hack job that's woefully short on laughs, style, decent performances and discernible signs of technical proficiency.
Full Review | Nov 16, 2001
Like gin and juice, [Dre and Snoop are] good together.
Full Review | Original Score: 3/4 | Nov 16, 2001
Just not particularly amusing.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 16, 2001
Shows not how far we've come since '76, but how low comic standards have sunk.
Full Review | Nov 15, 2001
Overall, the phrase 'It is what it is' has never seemed more appropriate.
Full Review | Nov 15, 2001
Boring and desperately unfunny.
Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Nov 15, 2001