College is painfully stale, pathetically unfunny, and I can't think of a single reason why you should sit through [it].

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 27, 2014

Deb Hagan takes an adolescent rite of passage and turns it into a primer on collegiate sadism, pushing the R rating to new raunchy lows in the process.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jun 28, 2014

If college were really like this, everyone would drop out and found Microsoft.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 17, 2011

We've done the whole classless college comedy thing before, many times.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 4, 2009

A laugh-free, thoroughly unpleasant comedy...

| Original Score: 1/4 | Jul 4, 2009

So full of nastiness and cruelty that it's hard to believe anyone would find joy in it.

| Apr 23, 2009

a male fantasy of what sorority life is really like with a depth of story that would be more at home in a porn film than a major motion picture

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Mar 5, 2009

The worst gags in "Old School" and "Revenge of the Nerds" are still superior to anything you'll see in College

| Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 25, 2009

If you hear someone deriding Superbad for being unoriginal or derivative, sit them in front of College. If they can't tell the difference, they're a lost cause.

Full Review | Original Score: 44/100 | Jan 22, 2009

I thought it was dreadful from start to finish.

| Nov 6, 2008

Not only would I not see this movie, I wouldn't see any movie playing in the same multiplex.

Full Review | Nov 6, 2008

Excruciatingly unfunny.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Oct 18, 2008

A tedious, by-the-numbers raunch-fest that exists strictly because it can.

| Oct 18, 2008

Legendary Animal House king of debauchery John "Bluto" Blutarsky would not approve of the party lifestyle at this College.

| Original Score: F | Sep 19, 2008

Personally, I wouldn't waste a $5 drink on this one, but I do understand that teen's irritation.

| Sep 12, 2008

...makes The House Bunny look like The Importance of Being Earnest.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 10, 2008

A movie that glorifies binge drinking flunks as a movie

| Original Score: 3/10 | Sep 10, 2008

Sadistic with no laughs to be had.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 9, 2008

With sloppy direction, a half-baked script and no reason to care, College is far from being the Animal House of this generation.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 3, 2008

Crude, boorish comedy doesn't make the grade.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 3, 2008