If college were really like this, everyone would drop out and found Microsoft.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 17, 2011

Excruciatingly unfunny.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Oct 18, 2008

A tedious, by-the-numbers raunch-fest that exists strictly because it can.

| Oct 18, 2008

Film critics never come home stinking of their honest labor, but the nearest equivalent is covering something like College, which leaves its stain on one's very humanity.

| Sep 2, 2008

Insulting audiences with College and Disaster Movie on the same weekend threatens to split the lucrative, undiscriminating dumb-ass demographic.

| Original Score: D- | Sep 2, 2008

College tries to be a throwback to the teens-gone-wild films of the '80s, but now that teens can find far racier and far funnier fare than this on the Internet, these brainless movies have become obsolete.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 2, 2008

Pity today's teenage audience. Their latest cinematic temptation is yet another tiresome fraternities-are-wild offering.

| Sep 2, 2008

In the battle for the hearts, minds and fat wallets of North American teens, College fights dirtier and sinks lower than most gross-out screen comedies.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 2, 2008

Friendly yet toothless, College musters little energy even as anarchic-party-movie nostalgia.

| Original Score: C- | Sep 2, 2008

Things never get better than the movie's poster, which features a kid with his head in a toilet. Incidentally, that image doubles, concisely, as apt film criticism.

| Original Score: .5/5 | Sep 2, 2008

The nadir of homophobic frat-boy humor.

| Original Score: .5/4 | Aug 29, 2008

This low-rent frat house comedy is at once far more vulgar and decidedly less anarchic than its obvious inspiration and should flunk out of theaters before this year's crop of freshman students even finish unpacking their bags.

Full Review | Aug 29, 2008

Hardly superbad, but sorta OK.

Full Review | Aug 29, 2008

Like a fraternity hazing, the film is sexist, gross, and simultaneously homophobic and homoerotic; like a freshman dying of alcohol poisoning, it's not funny in the slightest.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 29, 2008