Dark Streets Reviews
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 17, 2011
An unwieldy combination of film noir and film musical, Dark Streets doesn't manage to be effective on either level.
Full Review | Dec 22, 2008
Dark Streets has atmosphere coming out its ears, but not much going on between them.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 12, 2008
I love musicals, but I'd be hard-pressed to recommend this curiosity.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Dec 12, 2008
A collection of 1950s B-movie mannerisms that would have made for a great parody if only it were capable of laughing at its own hard-boiled absurdity.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Dec 12, 2008
Dark Streets lost me early, real early, like still-adjusting-my-eyes-in-a-dark-theater early: Welcome to the blues, growls the entertainer with the mohawk and the full-length ringmaster gown.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Dec 12, 2008
It's like a high school play version of noir with musical numbers written by the drama teacher. In the end, these streets aren't nearly dark enough.
| Dec 12, 2008
Rachel Samuels' thin, affected jazz-age noir Dark Streets is worse than most, grafting an indifferent series of twists and double-crosses onto a blues-nightclub backdrop that overwhelms the foreground.
Full Review | Original Score: C- | Dec 11, 2008
So obsessed with mimicry it's practically a tribute band of a movie.
| Dec 11, 2008
It's a lovingly souped-up incarnation of the film-noir look, contains well-staged and performed musical numbers, and has a lot of cigarettes, tough tootsies, bad guys and shadows. What it doesn't have is a story that pulls us along.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Dec 11, 2008
This charmless fantasy tries to recapture the mix of hot jazz and cold cynicism that lit up Chicago, adding a dash of punk for good measure
| Dec 11, 2008
Feebly mixing film noir and the old-time nightclub musical, Dark Streets could do with illumination in more ways than one.
Full Review | Dec 11, 2008
The flimsy plot -- less a whodunit than an isn't-it-screamingly-obvious-that-that-guy-done-it! -- will have thriller fans singing the blues.
| Original Score: C+ | Dec 10, 2008
Dark Streets may only be a quasi-noir and quasi-musical, but that doesn't stop it from being a wholesale slog.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Dec 7, 2008