The only saving grace of this wannabe Looney Tune? The animals don't talk.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 17, 2011

People often ask reviewers to choose the worst film of the year so far. At last I have a cast-iron candidate.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | May 13, 2010

Shields is not a natural comic performer, to say the least. Her face has the comic mobility and expressiveness of an Easter Island statue.

| Original Score: 1/5 | May 7, 2010

Sophisticated it isn't, but there are some decent visual gags and Fraser is good fun as the man at war with nature.

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | May 6, 2010

Goofball fun that will have kids -- big and small -- rolling in the aisles

| Original Score: 3/5 | May 6, 2010

Did they have to pad it out with so many repeated pratfalls and inconsequential guff? It should play well enough with the under tens, mind.

| Original Score: 2/5 | May 6, 2010

The animals steal Brendan's clothes, wee and guff in his face and roll him downhill in a locked Portaloo. And it's all pretty funny.

| May 6, 2010

The end credits cast sing-along to a cover of 'Insane in the Brain' completes the litany of idiotic filmmaking choices that made the whole thing so unwatchable to begin with.

| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Apr 30, 2010

Furry Vengeance is a collection of feeble jokes in the service of green themes. Sustainability never looked so stupid.

Full Review | Apr 30, 2010

Furry Vengeance is billed as a comedy, but I doubt it'll make you laugh. It might, however, cause you to weep for Brendan Fraser.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Apr 30, 2010

The paradox here is that the message of respect for animal life is outweighed by the lack of respect for human beings.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Apr 30, 2010

Furry Vengeance is unbearable. (Actually, the bear's performance is pretty good.)

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 30, 2010

Furry Vengeance would be innocuous enough if only it didn't look as though no effort was made to expand the images past the storyboard phase.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 30, 2010

Even the obligatory blooper reel that runs during the closing credits is painful in its desperation to generate laughs.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Apr 30, 2010

Imagine Alfred Hitchcock's The Birds as a children's comedy, and you have a rough idea of the excruciatingly unfunny Furry Vengeance, which keeps slamming the audience over the head with a single joke.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Apr 30, 2010

Kids will lose their minds at the sight of Fraser in a skin-tight pink tracksuit with the words "Yum Yum" on his sizeable backside. Parents will sigh and eat popcorn.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Apr 30, 2010

Even calling it a family flick is to run the risk of guiding families toward it by mistake.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 30, 2010

Not since Antichrist has a man suffered so greatly at the tiny, grabby hands of God's creatures. Nature is not our friend, kids, and it's not to be disrespected or underestimated.

| Original Score: 6.5/10 | Apr 30, 2010

The whole movie feels extrapolated from the five-second clip of a scheming chipmunk on YouTube, bulked out with shots of Fraser being thwacked with some generic crunch noise and falling backwards with his feet in the air.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 30, 2010

Normally, I try to find something good to say about each movie I review. Dear readers, I am speechless.

| Original Score: F | Apr 29, 2010