Almost Human Reviews
It's fun in the way that '80s horror was fun, particularly when it begins to let it rip with the gore effects, which it finally does during its bloody climax.
| Oct 31, 2019
There's nothing wrong with doing a straight-up piece of genre filmmaking as long as one can pull off familiar genre elements well enough to make them exciting again.
| Original Score: 4/10 | Jun 21, 2019
Human strains because it is so busy feeding the various mouths of it being a sci-fi invasion flick, slasher B-movie and alien saga that it overlooks the cohesiveness of simply resting in its scaly skin as a solitary and cunning creepfest that registers
| Original Score: 2/4 | Nov 11, 2018
I just can't pick up my pompoms for it.
| Aug 21, 2018
or Almost Human, writer/director Joe Begos does a brilliant job of blending together the alien abduction and slasher subgenres all while hearkening back to many genre fans favorite era of horror films- the 1980's.
| Original Score: 4/5 | Jan 8, 2016
Be sure to stay through the closing credits for a tag--not that it's worth it, but I was the only one at my screening who did, and misery loves company.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Mar 16, 2015
A pretty eerie and tense, albeit flawed, horror entry.
| Nov 2, 2014
Character motivation, cleverness and intelligence don't factor into Almost Human, a gory genre homage that could have been an underground terror treat, instead of a "Cult Movies' Greatest Hits."
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Mar 13, 2014
It's a bit rough round the edges but just wait for Begos to get his hands on some real money and we can expect something very special indeed.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Mar 4, 2014
This project ... has clearly diverted too much of its small budget toward special effects.
| Feb 25, 2014
It's hard to see why IFC Films would attach themselves to this ho-hum scarefest.
| Feb 25, 2014
...more than competent and less than inspired, [Almost Human] should find a nontheatrical niche among genre fans.
| Feb 25, 2014
Writer-director Joe Begos and [...] editor/star Josh Ethier, clearly adore 1980s horror [...] Their first no-budget feature [is] a deliberate throwback to the era's slapdash passion, ignoring every direction the genre has taken in the decades since.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Feb 25, 2014
Almost Human is a hybrid alien abduction/slasher film that embodies everything awesome about horror in the 1980s - gooey practical effects and all.
| Original Score: 7/10 | Feb 23, 2014
It's gruesome, sure, but Begos is hardly your run-of-the-mill grue merchant. He knows how to tighten the screws and, with a tip of the hat to 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers,' ensnarl us in an ever-widening web of paranoia.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Feb 23, 2014
Existing as some sort of low-rent Eli Roth imitation that miraculously leaves us wishing we were watching one of Roth's films instead.
| Original Score: C- | Feb 23, 2014
While the cast and crew's competence well exceed what anyone would expect from this breed of B movies, they cannot compensate for the flawed internal logic in the screenplay.
| Feb 20, 2014
Is "Almost Human" an alien invasion story? A gory slasher flick? A tribute to B-movies as a collective? It is all of the above, and really rather groovy.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Feb 19, 2014
Some of the voluminous attention paid to details ... should have been spent on good old-fashioned shivers.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Feb 18, 2014
The degree to which Almost Human ultimately peters out is rather distressing (to put it mildly)...
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 29, 2013