Stupid horror movie based on an Atari game.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 10, 2019

Beware the film that confuses before it even begins.

| Apr 10, 2019

How do you savage something this pathetic, this completely unbothered by the basic concept of passable composition?

| Original Score: 0/4 | Sep 12, 2017

Who needs plot when you have plenty of bullets and heavy metal.

| Aug 24, 2017

Don't watch Alone in the Dark. Not even as a joke. It's eighty minutes that absolutely no one can give you back. [Full review in Spanish]

| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Feb 7, 2017

The horror. The hor-ror!

| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Apr 29, 2009

Lame monster movies like this adaptation of the popular Atari video game are scary for all the wrong reasons.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 7, 2008

The late Gene Siskel once devised a simple method of measuring a film's worth: 'Is this film more interesting than a documentary of the same actors having lunch?' 'Alone in the Dark' doesn't come close to matching that standard.

| Original Score: .5/4 | May 29, 2008

There's nothing even remotely entertaining about this film -- audiences should stay home and play the original (or one of its numerous sequels) on Playstation instead.

| Mar 1, 2007

Christian Slater and Stephen Dorff, the reigning princes of Hollywood schlock, join forces in this brain-dead adaptation of a popular video game.

| Jan 5, 2007

Any chance for suspense is thwarted by gratuitous violence, heavy-metal-propelled action sequences and laughably flat dialogue between characters who are barely more developed than in the Atari version.

| Jun 24, 2006

A better title for this film would have been Dazed and Confused. That's certainly how I felt afterwards.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 2, 2005

better than expected, but, considering the reputation of its author, this isn't much of an achievement

| Original Score: 3/10 | Nov 6, 2005

In reality, [Reid's] intellectual drag makes her look less like a scientist than a stripper at the beginning of her act.

| Sep 16, 2005

Alone in the Dark pourrait figurer dans un dictionnaire en exemple frappant de ce que signifie insipide.

| Original Score: D | Jul 27, 2005

Eu devia ter suspeitado de algo quando meu aparelho de DVD pareceu se recusar a rodar este filme. E posso jurar que ele pediu um Cepacol depois que a tortura chegou ao fim.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 16, 2005

This is pretty close to one of the worse movies that I've ever seen and having to recap it is making my brain bleed..

| Jun 25, 2005

As long as director Uwe Boll is given money to make films, we are guaranteed at least one unintentionally uproarious gut-buster a year.

| Original Score: F | Jun 15, 2005

Boll's vague X-Files rip-off isn't scary or exciting, but inadvertently he's made a movie funnier than a lot of the purported comedies Hollywood cranks out.

| Original Score: F | Apr 13, 2005

How Uwe Boll manages to scrape together enough investment money to give wing to this type of overblown, amateurish gibberish is truly a mystery of the cosmos...

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Mar 30, 2005