"The best kind of innocuous, diverting entertainment."

| Original Score: 3/5 | Aug 26, 2023

Surprisingly, it takes more than 40 minutes before the anacondas actually ensnare their first trekker.

| Original Score: 2/10 | Sep 25, 2020

The film goes through its paces without a scrap of joy, stretching its 97 minutes out to the point of abject boredom.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Apr 15, 2020

Despite shallow, been-there-done-that characters and plot, the action in Anacondas is well-paced, and the special effects are good enough (rubber alligator aside) to blow 90 minutes.

| Original Score: 2.8/5 | Jan 2, 2020

It's a bad movie, really bad, and in the end I was just baffled that this was actually made.

| Apr 29, 2009

...represents a significant improvement over its lackluster predecessor...

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jan 20, 2009

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 7, 2008

| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 1, 2006

| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 6, 2005

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Sep 30, 2005

The character development is as thin as shed snakeskin.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 25, 2005

So who is this movie for? Based on my experience at the theater, kids who just turned thirteen yesterday.

| Original Score: D- | Jun 17, 2005

This is a film that manages to take what should have been delirious camp fun and turn it into a struggle to keep any remote interest.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 20, 2004

Provides some unintentional laughs and genuine bursts of adrenalin, however hokey it gets and however Harry Potterish the snakes.

| Original Score: 4/10 | Dec 20, 2004

| Original Score: 3/5 | Nov 13, 2004

Picks up pretty terrifying momentum once the jungle snakes get an urge to chow down on these humans, even if everyone on the menu is on the lean side

Full Review | Nov 2, 2004

It's fun to see the characters get eaten up. It's the people who remain alive and talking that may disturb the viewer.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Nov 1, 2004

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Oct 19, 2004

Not especially tedious, the snakes were OK, and I understood most of the conclusion. The only surprise, though, was that I made it to the end.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Sep 17, 2004

Obviously the cast and crew don't care that this makes no sense--they got a great holiday in Fiji.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Sep 16, 2004