Baywatch Reviews
Baywatch exchanges many of the soap opera-level character notes and story tangents of the 온라인카지노추천 show for gushingly over-the-top R-rated gags and blockbuster-level thrills.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Feb 16, 2024
In Baywatch, characters are introduced with style. But the storyline itself is routine, predictable.
| Oct 10, 2023
A movie based on a show about brain-baked lifeguards isn't going to stir memories of, say, A Man for All Seasons or The King's Speech or even Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2, but within its own parameters, Baywatch knows the territory.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Aug 16, 2021
The tone jockeys back and forth between self-aware and self-serious, refusing to land anywhere in the vicinity of a silly summer comedy.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | May 17, 2021
Depending on your point of view Baywatch is either a mindless summer diversion or a continuation of Hollywood's exploitation of our collective nostalgia. Judge your interest level accordingly.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Mar 1, 2021
The antagonist goes so far as to compare herself to a Bond villain, which is an insult even to the very worst of the Bond villains.
| Original Score: 3/10 | Dec 5, 2020
You'll want to pay the piper for the interactions between Johnson and Efron.
| Nov 10, 2020
No, Baywatch does not work in the comedic department... nor in the CGI, action, or script departments. [Full review in Spanish]
| Jul 3, 2020
When The Rock is on screen, "Baywatch" is actually reasonably entertaining. But anytime he isn't, which is too often, it's painful.
| Original Score: C- | Jul 1, 2020
Baywatch is an amiable summer action-comedy ... Nothing about it is going to surprise you, its plot is pretty standard stuff ... funny at times, but not as funny as you would hope.
| Jun 29, 2020
It's almost disrespectful how lazy this movie feels at times. You have an action-comedy that isn't especially funny or well staged for action, so what are you left with? I guess the short answer is: Baywatch.
| May 7, 2020
It's a huge missed opportunity, and it ends up feeling cynical.
| Mar 25, 2020
At the end of the day, the cast and crew of Baywatch all came together to make something absolutely disposable and utterly forgettable.
| Feb 19, 2020
The film is an attempt to pay tribute to the original tv series, whilst poking fun at it. It fails on both counts.
| Jan 27, 2020
A really fantastic 40 minutes of comedy sandwiching 80 minutes of ok comedy for a holiday weekend.
| Original Score: 6/10 | Jan 10, 2020
Although entertaining enough and with enough eye candy for both sexes to pass some time, you'll soon forget about Baywatch faster than Captain Jack Sparrow's always sinking ships.
| Oct 30, 2019
The new Baywatch takes a more adult approach, but its execution makes the beach feel like a boy's locker room complete with towel snapping, butt slapping, and crotch fondling.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 2, 2019
Amid all the glistening skin, requisite chase scenes, low-brow gross-out gags and, at one point, literal fireworks, Baywatch is content to simply tread water.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Jul 20, 2019
Achieves a level of incompetence rarely seen in modern cinema.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Jun 4, 2019
Baywatch might earn its r-rating but doesn't do anything fun with it aside from the same boring crude jokes.
| Original Score: 2.5/10 | May 21, 2019