Cuba Gooding Jr. is the kind of guy who does ten minutes of shtick every time the little light in the fridge comes on.

| Mar 5, 2007

It also has one of the most lame plots in the history of lame plots.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 30, 2006

This is a tasteless and tacky farce laced with cheap homophobic jokes and cringe-inducing stereotypes ...

Full Review | Mar 31, 2003

The movie improves immeasurably if you visualize a looming iceberg in the corner of the frame.

Full Review | Mar 25, 2003

A puerile comedy so appalling and unfunny, it's like contracting the Norwalk virus at sea. Twice.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Mar 23, 2003

This movie is so bland, I can't even bring myself to completely trash it with a one-star spike.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 21, 2003

Flouncing and preening, [Gooding] works hard to sell the movie's penile, puerile jokes, his strain so evident that it borders on sad.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Mar 21, 2003

Gags in the insipid sex comedy Boat Trip are both lame and crass, meaning you not only don't laugh but stifle groans.

Full Review | Mar 21, 2003

Cuba Gooding Jr. achieved fame by shouting 'Show me the money.' Obviously he was not acting.

Full Review | Original Score: D- | Mar 21, 2003

There is no limbo contest on this ship, but you have to wonder: How low can Gooding go?

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Mar 21, 2003

This is a movie made for nobody, about nothing.

| Original Score: .5/4 | Mar 21, 2003

There has been some concern that Boat Trip, the new Cuba Gooding Jr.-Horatio Sanz comedy, might be harmful to gay men. This is not entirely true. Boat Trip is bad for everybody.

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Mar 21, 2003

So much for subtlety, not to mention sensitivity to stereotypes.

| Mar 21, 2003

Fairly cringe-inducing.

Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/4 | Mar 21, 2003

Woefully unfunny.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 21, 2003

In a time of war, our troubled nation yearns for fat guys telling fag jokes and black men dancing. Hollywood answers the call.

| Mar 21, 2003

In a week when travesties like the Gwyneth Paltrow stewardess movie remind us that almost nobody in Hollywood remembers what the hell a comedy is, Boat Trip's skill and modest ambition inspire nostalgic reverence.

| Original Score: 3/4 | Mar 21, 2003

A smutty, imbecilic farce.

Full Review | Mar 21, 2003

Boat Trip goes down faster than the Titanic and is far more deserving of its fate.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 20, 2003

In its frenetic, good-natured way, Boat Trip is a trip.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Mar 20, 2003