...the picture’s downfall is triggered by the inevitable arrival of Myers’ increasingly intolerable figure...

| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 5, 2024

[It's] what wants to be an austere breakdown of suburbia, a Burger King 00s trash pop kidz flick, The Mike Meyers I Do What I Want Variety Hour, a self-aware slapstick of the endearing family film and an actual endearing family film.

| Jul 6, 2022

I went out of my body. Jesus Christ. What was this? I usually enjoy watching bad movies.

| Jan 20, 2021

They really thought this was going to work...they were so confident of a sequel, they made a video game for this!

| Jan 20, 2021

This film was visually appealing yet devoid of any substance.

| Original Score: 2.0/4.0 | Sep 5, 2020

Part of the problem is the film confuses chaos with fun.

| Original Score: F | Apr 23, 2019

The Cat in the Hat is dog food.

| Dec 18, 2017

The book is a ten minute read. The movie's a 90 minute watch... The additions deflate the fantasies.

| Original Score: C+ | May 23, 2016

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Jan 22, 2013

Full Review | Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 22, 2013

| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Jan 22, 2013

| Original Score: 2/5 | Jan 22, 2013

| Original Score: 1/4 | Jan 22, 2013

Too mature for the kids who are reading the book.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 22, 2010

Should by no means be considered family fodder.

| Apr 29, 2009

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 7, 2008

Is Dr. Seuss rolling in his grave yet?

| Original Score: F | Feb 3, 2008

Unless you are prone to laugh at endless urination, expectoration, regurgitation, defecation, flatulence, and belching, avoid this rip-off at all costs.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Apr 22, 2007

| Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 1, 2006

Burn the negatives.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jan 10, 2006