Christine Reviews
John Carpenter does a workmanlike job on this King adaptation, which suffers from thin characters (especially the female "lead"). Still the car has a ton of personality and the homoeroticism between the boys is welcome
| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 16, 2025
...a watchable yet rarely enthralling adaptation of Stephen King’s superior (and decidedly overlong) 1983 novel...
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jan 7, 2025
Christine offers a nuanced and aesthetically vibrant counterpoint to nostalgia-laden films of the mid-1980s.
| Jun 5, 2024
A first-rate horror film that absolutely nails King’s nostalgic small-town aesthetic while doing a superb job of actually making an engaging thriller out of an evil car.
| Original Score: 8/10 | Jun 4, 2024
An intriguing mix of Stephen King and John Carpenter that doesn’t always live up to the book but holds up as a relic of 1980s teen horror.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Jan 27, 2024
Christine is a perfectly enjoyable tale of the macabre, which can be read as a satirical parable of that particularly male kind of arrested development which manifests itself in car obsession.
| Original Score: 4/5 | Oct 19, 2023
Alas, Christine, as on its release — although meticulously shot and edited by the director, John Carpenter — is troubled by a single insuperable problem. The car just isn’t scary.
| Oct 12, 2023
This macabre story of a boy and his car is a film that you "auto" avoid. For one thing, the plot is in need of a lube job.
| Original Score: 2/5 | May 13, 2023
Christine is a very slick and polished affair with crisp cinematography and superb sound editing utilizing a great selection of 50's rock and a roll.
| May 13, 2023
This "Carrie on wheels" is driving (thanks to Gordon's performance), but it's hardly in the same league as Psycho.
| May 12, 2023
Cinematically, the possibilities are enormous and Carpenter is equal to the occasion. Some of the visuals are eye-popping.
| May 12, 2023
But hidden within this high-octane horror story is a deeper tale of love and friendship in the waning days of adolescence. Arnie must battle competing forces telling him what it means to be a man and how he should treat the women in his life.
| Original Score: B+ | Feb 18, 2023
We don't really care much about its possible perversity nor do we feel any affection for its victims. [Full Review in Spanish]
| Feb 18, 2020
If the '80s were partially defined by revenge-of-the-nerd narratives, Christine is more about the horror of the geek-id unleashed.
| Sep 5, 2019
One of the more effective screen treatments of the era, however corny or preposterous it may remain on paper.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Jul 15, 2019
Between the smartest effects and Gordon's canny performance, [Christine] is more diverting than the material probably deserves.
| Jan 29, 2019
I love Carpenter, and I like Christine well enough, but I'm not as enthusiastic about it as I am about other King films.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Apr 26, 2016
Relatively artless when compared to several other King adaptations around the time (Carrie, The Shining, The Dead Zone) or even with Carpenter's previous picture (1982's career-best The Thing), the film still delivers the goods as entertainment.
| Original Score: 3/4 | Oct 17, 2015
Christine shows us what great filmmakers can do with flawed material, and how even their greatness can't solve every problem.
| Original Score: C | Dec 9, 2013
Proves Carpenter's mastery of both mood and the widescreen frame.
| Original Score: B | Apr 14, 2011