On only a single occasion do I recall laughing.

| Original Score: .5/4.0 | Sep 5, 2020

| Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 17, 2011

Martin Lawrence's long, sad devolution from the poor man's young Eddie Murphy to the poor man's late-period Eddie Murphy continues.

| Original Score: D | Oct 18, 2008

A Disney production that would seemingly be more at home on the Disney Channel than in the local multiplex.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Oct 18, 2008

To put it bluntly, this trip isn't worth taking for the vast majority of movie-goers.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 18, 2008

| Original Score: C+ | Oct 18, 2008

There isn't an ounce of real life between here and Somers Town.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 22, 2008

For horrified parents, Donny Osmond's cameo is - scarily - the sole lifebelt in a truly desperate mess of unamusing plot randomness, which runs from sky-diving to high-IQ pigs.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 22, 2008

Oh no, it's a Martin Lawrence family comedy, and it's sponsored by Disney. What kind of a sadist put those two together? Come back, Ice Cube, all is forgiven. Actually, please don't.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 22, 2008

Children might find the slapstick routines amusing, but for older viewers this is a mirthless voyage.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 22, 2008

Imagine being locked in a car with Charles Manson, Idi Amin and Osama bin Laden. The worst road trip ever? Nope. That honour belongs to Martin Lawrence's latest so-called comedy, which parks itself neatly between the words appalling and god-awful.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 22, 2008

This is one of those churn-'em-out Disney comedies in which every performer seems to be competing to give the most annoying performance in cinematic history.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Aug 22, 2008

As expected, his plan unravels within minutes of leaving the driveway.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 22, 2008

This is a frontrunner for worst film of the year, but a healthy $45m in the US means a sequel is likely - proof that education standards are indeed slipping.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 22, 2008

Ladies and gentlemen, we have arrived at a new circle of hell: the one where Martin Lawrence is no longer the most irksome presence in a Martin Lawrence movie.

| Aug 22, 2008

Sentimental and chillingly brain-dead family comedy.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 22, 2008

Martin Lawrence sits sheepishly low behind the wheel for this meandering drive through comedy hell.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 22, 2008

Even with a brief running time, 'College Road Trip' is an ordeal that even its target audience will find dispiritingly lame.

| Original Score: 1/6 | Aug 22, 2008

An entirely laugh-free 83 minutes, spent in the company of irritating characters.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 21, 2008

Martin Lawrence and Raven-Symone strike a level of chemistry that makes the whole much more than the sum of its parts.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Aug 18, 2008