Do yourself a favor and spend five minutes - and as many dollars - researching something else to watch instead.

| Jul 24, 2020

Any funny film should also be relatable and have true stakes-this Netflix release failed to do either...

| Jul 14, 2020

This movie made me embarrassed to be a woman.

| Jul 9, 2020

The logical leap required to accept a premise as monumentally stupid as this one transcends mere suspension of disbelief and lands somewhere more troubling.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Jul 3, 2020

Among the most abysmal romantic comedies that came out of this century.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Jul 3, 2020

A dead end comedy with a sense of humor that feels like it was trucked in from 1998.

| Original Score: D | Jul 3, 2020

If you like jokes that end with someone exclaiming, "Ow, my balls!" then this, my disturbing friend, is the film for you.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Jul 3, 2020

As the senseless gags pile up, it becomes harder and harder to untangle what any of this is about (and if it was, at any point, amusing).

| Original Score: C- | Jul 3, 2020

A film that spends its 105 overlong and painfully predictable minutes burning through the goodwill Netflix has built up with its recent string of critically acclaimed romantic comedies.

| Original Score: C- | Jul 3, 2020

Nothing is very funny in... "Desperados," but plenty is yucky and/or moronic.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jul 3, 2020

There are weaknesses in "Desperados," jokes that are pushed too hard, contrivances that seem arbitrary. But if a comedy is funny, it's 90% there, and "Desperados" is funny.

| Original Score: 3/4 | Jul 3, 2020

As sunny, throwaway summer fun, Desperados just about hits the spot although like its main characters, you'd be best spending the runtime with a steady supply of alcohol at hand.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Jul 3, 2020