Desperados Reviews
Desperados wants to pretend that it's feminist and edgy, when it's really not ... At its core, the film's message about how women should act and how women should be rewarded when looking for love is as old-fashioned as a Doris Day movie.
| Jul 28, 2020
Do yourself a favor and spend five minutes - and as many dollars - researching something else to watch instead.
| Jul 24, 2020
This movie even made me hate dolphins
| Original Score: 1/10 | Jul 24, 2020
We've seen it all before. But now and again, we require these films that allow us to sit back, relax and allow our brain to mellow.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Jul 21, 2020
Raunchy female comedy with cursing, drinking, sex.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 17, 2020
Any funny film should also be relatable and have true stakes-this Netflix release failed to do either...
| Jul 14, 2020
An almost prototypically lazy modern comedy...
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jul 10, 2020
This movie made me embarrassed to be a woman.
| Jul 9, 2020
Another resort-set rom com that strings together attempts at outrageous sexual humor while trying to convince us to have faith in a truly horrid protagonist.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jul 8, 2020
Very 2020 in that it's disturbingly awful.
| Original Score: D | Jul 7, 2020
Desperados is a desperate film -- desperate to be different from the genres it so confidently tackles and desperate to win us over with its ridiculous high-stakes summer shenanigans.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 6, 2020
Another awful Netflix comedy but at least it has a great cast.
| Jul 6, 2020
[A] placeholder of a film, formulaic and forgettable...seemingly purposefully designed to exist solely as background noise while you pay attention to something else. All told, you're probably not desperate enough for Desperados.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jul 6, 2020
The frantically foul stuff stands out as the most odious aspect, but it's also a disappointingly facile exploration of female friendship from screenwriter Ellen Rapoport and director LP.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jul 6, 2020
The setting in a Mexican resort borders on racism. [Full review in Spanish]
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jul 6, 2020
Nasim Pedrad's charms are not enough to save this trainwreck of a rom-com.
| Original Score: 4/10 | Jul 6, 2020
Given the talent involved, Desperados surprisingly disappoints in laughs and wit. [Full review in Spanish]
| Original Score: 2/5 | Jul 5, 2020
The Netflix rom-com Desperados is not the right vehicle for Pedrad, or any human being for that matter.
| Jul 4, 2020
#NasimPedradDeservesBetter
| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Jul 4, 2020
The logical leap required to accept a premise as monumentally stupid as this one transcends mere suspension of disbelief and lands somewhere more troubling.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Jul 3, 2020