Argento's Dracula Reviews
As he did with his adaptation of "Phantom of the Opera," Argento offers up a version that plays like a choppy condensation based on hazy memories of the book, then augments it with nudity and gore.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 4, 2013
When insects are the best thing in your movie, it's probably time to retire.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 3, 2013
Argento ... brings enough moments of kinky madness to his not-great "Dracula" to indicate there may yet be greatness lurking within him. Here's hoping.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Oct 3, 2013
It's a stain on Dracula's good name, and a waste of time for even those looking for the cheapest of vampiric thrills.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Oct 3, 2013
Argento strands his actors in a variety of crummy master shots and close-ups that accentuate their every exaggerated gesture and line-reading.
| Original Score: D | Oct 3, 2013
Some viewers will get unintended jollies from a gigantic, rampaging grasshopper; others, from the director's queasy-making penchant for unclothing his exhibitionist daughter Asia.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 1, 2013
Unfortunately, Argento never acknowledges he's in on the joke, nor is the film quite ridiculous enough for us to coast enjoyably on derision.
| Oct 1, 2013
Director Argento half-heartedly mixes schlocky 3D f/x with one-dimensional characters for a near-two-hour joke that ought to have been funnier.
| Sep 30, 2013
Utterly lacking in imagination or suspense, this inane effort is strictly for hardcore Argento cultists.
| Sep 30, 2013
The film is dispiriting because there's virtually no sign of Dario Argento in it, nor of any novel motivation to mount yet another version of an oft-told tale.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 29, 2013