| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Sep 29, 2007

It is such a breathless, delirious stew, it's impossible not to be entertained, provided -- this is crucial -- you have a sense of humor.

Full Review | Original Score: 3.5/5 | Sep 17, 2007

When they decide to sic [those monsters] on downtown Los Angeles, the movie turns shockingly watchable. Until that sequence, there was no evidence that anybody involved with this laughable fantasy knew what he or she was doing.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 17, 2007

The rampaging-monsters flick Dragon Wars loudly speaks the universal language of effects-laden mayhem. Unfortunately, it is also fluent in the laughable dialogue of a million bad fantasy flicks.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Sep 17, 2007

The only winners in Dragon Wars are the computer-imaging geeks who must have logged tons of overtime. The rest of the world is left scratching its head at a monster epic so dismal that it doesn't even register as a guilty pleasure.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 17, 2007

Dragon Wars isn't just bad, it's an outright bomb, and the best thing that could happen is for the whole film to just slither back underneath the rock from which it nauseatingly came out from.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 16, 2007

This monster film makes even the remake of Godzilla look good.

Full Review | Sep 14, 2007

The movie that Ed Wood would have made in the era of CGI, complete with awkward editing, wooden acting, and a story that becomes impossible to care about at all.

Full Review | Sep 14, 2007

A feast of A-grade f/x married to a Z-grade, irony-free script.

| Jul 21, 2007