Mala pero cumple su función (supongo)

Plain and simple, I loved all of the series.. beyond the pale sensuality with this undertone of wanting to find love.. I loved it,

At first I just wanted to watch this seemingly disgusting movie as a way to truly see just how horrible it is. I have to say it was worse than I had imagined. The plot covers a billionaire who meets a totally random college student who interviewed him and they share some “chemistry” which leads to eventual wierd sexual escapades. I have to say plot point number one id like to address is how absurd does that sound, a totally out of nowhere college girl who is just so random to me, which I do not think has any sexual appeal at all gets attached to a billionaire in two days… and the billionaire somehow is also into her? Wow. It’s honestly pretty self explanatory why the plot evidently sucks. point no 2 that’s id like to address is the chemistry between Ana and christian, to put it simply, it’s barely there. The atmosphere when these two main characters interact just seem tense and awkward and do not have an atmosphere I’d usually like to see between to lovers. I get it, it’s a “mature” movie but that doesn’t mean the characters shouldn’t have any chemistry. point no 3 not exactly a point but I’d just like to say that it is nothing short of a porn movie. The two characters are ugly and idiots and nobody in this movie can act. It’s all sex and wierd drama that is basically the equivalent of a pornography. No 4 it’s so wierd, it’s just so wierd. Anna’s a virgin college student. That’s so wierd Ps : the only reason it’s half a star is because I can’t rate a 0

everyone says it cheesy but i love the plot

I did not read the book, but I thought why not watching the movie, as it would be less tedious that reading a 400 or 500 pages book of erotism. As a man, I was quite shocked that the main actress looks kind of disgusting. No beauty, no feminine shape, no class in behaviour. Just a random girl who get suddenly spoiled way more than she deserves, for no reason. I presume that's the point of the movie : to make feel that any woman can identify to this actress because she is totally random and no talent whatsoever about anything, so nothing makes her apart. But that is a very weak choice as most woman will not identify to her and most men will want to vomit if they identify to Mr Grey and see that he is so after her. Also, one major mistake is to show someone who is supposed to be so dominant as someone weak, desperate and hopeless to get the girl. He certainly have thousands of better choices that this wooden plank. The only good points are the main actor, good sceneries and the soundtrack. Those are nice, but it's a bit of a stretch to rely on for a full trilogy.

This is too much as a movie ok not great movie ok I hate sex movies

I genuinely can't tell if I watched the actual movie or a parody of it. I'm unsure on whether or not these actors have actually met because their chemistry was so off and the way they delivered their lines felt like popcorn reading

This movie simultaneously made me want to kill myself and live in spite of it.

I love this movie. I read the books. I honestly pictured the Mail character to be different but he wasn’t disappointing. I enjoyed for just like the book.

I’ve never encountered such abysmal writing, yet it boasts impressive cinematography. 50 Shades of Grey is nothing more than a softcore pornography that falls short of even being remotely sexy. This is especially evident due to the lack of chemistry between the characters, which feels forced and artificial. Moreover, the overall structure of the movie is poorly crafted. However, I don’t hold the screenwriter solely responsible. She did the best she could with the author’s convoluted and incoherent writing. Although there’s one point I can give: you can watch this atrocity for a humorous time. Grading: D-

The tragedy of this film is how it tries to differ from its horrendous source material, actually works, but it dragged down by it at the same time. Johnson quickly wears on the nerves as Ana, clumsy albeit with the uppity pretentiousness of her print counterpart. Dornan works as well as he can into molding Christian into a realistic character. You can feel the small details come to life through the more than competent director, but the presence of E. L James looms over everything, daunting the project for failure.

Read the book. Then don’t read any of the others.

This was quite possibly the single worst movie that I have ever seen in my life. No one could act, the writing is terrible, there is zero plot line, the characters are idiots, nothing makes sense, and it's not an enjoyable watch. Half a star for the pure laughter I got from making fun of this movie. If you like this movie, seek help. Bonus: They're both ugly. Oh. And there was zero sexual tension. Felt like two ugly awkward strangers. Can I just mention how she was a virgin? And never was into it but... moved in with him? And then had the audacity to complain about the contract every 5 seconds and pretend to be confused about what was going to happen? After 1 weekend? Kate? Shitty friend. Extra bonus: I cannot even fathom how much I hate this movie and these two characters. It was the longest two hours of my life (because I paused it every 1 second due to being buffalooed and gobsmacked). The directors, writers, and actors should be extremely embarrassed. I pray their children never find this monstrosity. Do I even want to know what happens in the sequel... and *gasp* TREQUEL??

I worked at AMC when this came out. Awful movie, awful dialog, and cleaning up after the guests was a gross nightmare.

This isn’t a film to be recommended to everyone, but it’s an interesting and different way a romance film can be designed. It isn’t a typical cliche romantic film which makes it unpredictable but well written.

I can’t say it’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen, but honestly, it felt like they should have put it on a site like Xvideos or P.hub instead. A significant portion of the film focused on explicit scenes, with themes of humping and BDSM taking center stage rather than meaningful storytelling. Jamie Dornan undeniably embraced his role as a wealthy, enigmatic billionaire, but instead of channeling his fortune and charm into fighting crime like Bruce Wayne, he spent his energy exploring the darker corners of intimate relationships. While the cinematography and production value might appeal to some, the lack of depth in the plot makes it hard to take the movie seriously.

Genuinely couldn’t get passed the horrendous, flat and lifeless acting let alone the embarrassing lack of chemistry

I literally do not see what the hate is. The absolute cinema and story is easy to understand as long as you pay a bit of attention throughout the movie. Def not a movie to play in the background as you could not enjoy it in that way. Literally a must watch.

Ich will zu dieser Kacke nichts sagen.Es ist scheiße.Ich glaube das muss ich nicht erklären.

Since it’s not possible to give it 0 stars I’ll settle with .5 but in my ratings this is a -♾️