Honestly, I Only Liked The First Jaws Film!

I’m convinced this film was just a money laundering scheme or something. It just doesn’t even feel like a real movie. 0/10

I loved Jaws: The Revenge. The hate on this movie must stop. They did great on this movie!

I'm only marking it down half a star because the original is 5 stars and can't be beaten. Obviously it's not great but also it's amazing. You've got Michael Cain, you've got a shark following Ellen Brody around the world, you've got terrible special effects and what seems like reused footage. It's the perfect bad shark film.

Jaws: The Revenge earns one star for being so bad that it’s actually entertaining. Make no mistake, this is a horrible movie. From the special effects use to the staging and totally illogical plot line, the only thing that works in this film is the acting… and that’s not saying much because the actors aren’t given terribly much to work with here. There are a few interesting scenes, but for the most part Jaws: The Revenge sinks instead of swims. However, if you’re a fan of oh-so-bad-they’re-still-good movies, then this one you definitely need to see!

I just watch the first JAWS (A masterpiece) and pretend the rest never happened because what even is this? The shark goes from Amity all the way to the bahamas? Is this some kind of superpowered shark? The only good thing I can say about this movie is the soundtrack, but it's not worth watching this movie, just skip it

The shark roars? Well that says a lot, a boring story, using fragments of the first movie and a shark that looks fake on almost all the movie.

Lucky to get half a star. If this was a comedy spoof, I’d give it 5 stars. One of the worst sequels ever made. Quint wouldn’t be happy.

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Shame on Lorraine Gary for a major money grub! Now, to be perfectly fair, no one knows Who TF she is so I'll allow that she might have needed a paycheck. But, Michael Caine? He seldom, if ever, turned down a script but how did he figure this was a career move? I did watch this - once - on 온라인카지노추천 - maybe Shark Week? - so I don't remember what the character did but why was an Englishman a logical casting move? Probably wasn't, but Michael had a couple of weeks to kill between better parts? As for the movie itself, the premise is laughable and the production values of this PoS make the original Jaws - malfunctioning fake shark and all - look like Gone With the Wind! For those curious, there might be 20 minutes of the whole PoS that approach the "so bad it's good" level but it's basically a cringefest.

it sucks dumb dumb it sucks

This movie is absolute trash. 5/5 must watch.

There are some scenes I really like in this movie. Yes there are some bad parts about it but overall I consider it a pretty good movie. The 3rd best in the franchise.

This film was bad, both in a funny way and a boring way. First of all I did not expect Sean to get killed right away, that kind of upset me. Second of all this film is just generally weird, I swear some of this film felt dubbed over. Like they didn’t have enough time to go back and retake certain scenes. This film is a LOT less ambitious than the last entry and felt pretty generic. The shark looks a lot more realistic in this one, making it feel like an actual threat (like how scary it was in Jaws 1). Now there are two different endings to this film, one where Jake dies and the shark dies from being impaled and NOT exploding. Max currently has the other ending, the one where Jake lives and the shark Explodes everywhere. Honestly the one where Jake dies makes a lot more sense because if you watch the scene where he gets bitten, you’ll see he couldn’t survive that. Either way this was certainly a film I guess. 1/5 stars.

No la recomiendo es mu lenta la película no tiene sentido es la peor película de tiburones 🦈 que visto

i don't understand the hate this is another great movie in the jaws franchise

This is kinda worth a watch for it being a so bad it’s good movie and in my opinion its the 3rd best in the series

I Remember seeing this movie in the Theaters in Philadelphia after meeting a girl at the Jersey Shore in 1987. It was our 1st date......The movie is sooooo Bad it was our ONLY date. Nothing can survive it. JAWS is my favorite movie of ALL time. This movie is the WORST movie of ALL time. WHO in HOLLYWOOD approved this atrocity. The movie actually used clips from JAWS to show it dying they could not even create a scene for an ENDING...I was rooting for the shark

This was the first Jaws film that I saw, all the way back in 1993 when I was the impressionable age of six-years-old so I do still have some deranged love for Jaws: The Revenge. Yes, the plot is ridiculous and the shark and it's roaring is beyond laughable but I still find myself able to watch this film on the odd occasion. It's better than Jaws 3D by a long shot and it amuses me to wind up the wife by declaring, Jaws: The Revenge, is the greatest Christmas movie of all time! And, of course, the oldest argument between friends... Does Jake survive being munched by the shark? So many positive memories.

super bad i hated it bad effects omg shark looked like a burned plastic shark