[A] strained, forced, uncomfortable and unfunny attempt at comedy.

| Nov 13, 2019

a bizarre mixture of original comedy with fresh delivery and painfully old gags

| Original Score: 3/5 | Jan 12, 2016

Immature and annoying; the jokes are tired.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 24, 2010

The truth at the heart of Just Married is an important one -- it does take more than love to make a marriage work -- but it's not one you need to watch the movie to learn.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Nov 6, 2006

| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 6, 2005

The outside seat-fillers at the screening happily ate up every unsurprising, unfunny second, but that doesn't mean that you have to.

| Original Score: 0/4 | Feb 8, 2005

Besides the sub-par script the problem is that Kutcher and Murphy have zero chemistry.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Jan 4, 2004

...it's the paper-thin characters and utterly predictable storyline that does the film in.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jan 4, 2004

...nails the lowest possible IQ in the audience by being as insipid as it is boring.

| Original Score: 2/10 | Jun 20, 2003

A pleasant, undemanding date movie.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 23, 2003

Depois de bombardear o mundo com o pssimo Sonho de Campeo, o roteirista Sam Harper levou dez anos at conseguir ver este seu novo trabalho chegar s telonas. Ele deveria ter esperado mais vinte anos.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Apr 10, 2003

| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 22, 2003

Murphy has no comic timing and Kutcher overcompensates.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 19, 2003

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Mar 10, 2003

[Murphy] shouldn't have chosen Just Married, with its irritating script and banal premise, as her first romantic comedy to topline.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Mar 4, 2003

Move over Britney Spears and all other aspiring Britney wannabees. There's a new Britney in town and her name is Brittany Murphy. .

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Feb 24, 2003

| Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 9, 2003

In watching the harried antics of a blustery mismatched married couple in the disjointed Just Married, is there anyway we can get our 95 minutes annulled from this marital mockery?

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Feb 4, 2003

No es de esas pelculas que se vayan a recordar durante mucho tiempo, pero logra su propsito de entretener durante poco ms de 90 minutos, a pesar de lo simplista que pudiera parecer su historia en una primera impresin.

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Jan 29, 2003

... as the laughter suddenly stops... the guys in the audience will look at each other helplessly and think Did they switch out the last reel or did I walk into the wrong movie on my way back from the bathroom?

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Jan 27, 2003