The world's worst parody movie.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jun 27, 2022

This is one occasion, however, when sticking around to the very end does not have its rewards.

| Original Score: .5/4.0 | Sep 16, 2020

Meet The Spartans? For those unlucky enough to be lured into the cinema, there's every chance you'll be wanting to meet your maker instead.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 14, 2011

Because this movie was written for 10-year-olds, it assumes that those 10-year-olds are the stupidest 10-year-olds alive.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Apr 4, 2011

What does it say about a film with an hour running time that has twenty minutes of outtakes after the credits to reach theatrical length? Very little that's positive.

| Original Score: 1.0/4.0 | Feb 10, 2009

While still not a grand work of art, Meet the Spartans improves upon the formula established in the earlier parodies of Friedberg and Seltzer.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Sep 3, 2008

It's not very good at all, but I did manage to laugh at some moments of sudden pratfalls and comic violence, but the talkshow reference mentality has to go!

Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Jul 22, 2008

A bizarre, leering orgy of celebrity crotches, lowbrow horny gay buffoons in leather, moronic gladiator mayhem, and too-much-information cascading bodily fluids galore.

| May 29, 2008

Besides the few chuckles I had, the movie was just dreadfully bad.

| Original Score: 1/5 | May 24, 2008

Obviously, it's rubbish.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 20, 2008

This is supposed to be a spoof of '300.' But 'Meet the Spartans' isn't a satire of anything. It's just a bunch of body-function-based skits that randomly feature scenes from movies and television shows -- and not a single one of them is laugh-inducing

Full Review | Original Score: .5/4 | Feb 24, 2008

...couldn't get a laugh from a hyena.

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 5, 2008

Meet the Spartans can't even get its fart jokes right. How incredibly sad is that?

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Feb 4, 2008

One of the most painfully bad comedies I've ever had to endure, and I've seen the collected works of Martin Lawrence, Tim Allen, Ice Cube AND Cedric the Entertainer

Full Review | Feb 4, 2008

To devote an entire feature film to making fun of another film's universally acknowledged gay subtext seems to me good cause for said filmmakers to have a sit-down with their muse, because somebody's been sleeping on the job.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Feb 1, 2008

The result in Meet the Spartans is less classic Mel Brooks than middling Best Week Ever.

| Original Score: C+ | Jan 30, 2008

This was the worst movie I've ever seen, so bad that I hesitate to label it a 'movie' and thus reflect shame upon the entire medium of film.

| Jan 30, 2008

It's rare that a movie makes me ill these days, and it's rare that I can see a movie and hate the people behind it with such abhorrence, but "Meet the Spartans" rises to the challenge...

Full Review | Original Score: 0/5 | Jan 30, 2008

When the comedy revolution comes, Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer will be the first ones shot.

| Original Score: F | Jan 30, 2008

Messrs. Friedberg and Seltzer make their annual locust-like descent on theaters leaving a trail of ruthlessly murdered brain cells in their wake.

| Original Score: .5/5 | Jan 30, 2008