The movie provides a few hearty laughs, a profusion of nonsensical stupidity, and plenty of so-bad-it’s-good moments to entertain viewers in the back row, whispering to each other about the inanity of it all.

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Dec 15, 2023

This film may be a remake of the 1981 classic but it creates its own identity, carving out its own place within the horror genre

| Feb 18, 2023

My Bloody Valentine has lously gender politics for a slasher movie, and that's both disappointing and disconcerting because the film has probably made enough money to merit a sequel and inspire other 3D horror movies.

| Dec 18, 2020

Solving the crime and cheering on heroes is something of a lost cause, as most of the roles are just unintelligent enough to inspire disgust.

| Original Score: 3/10 | Nov 29, 2020

Features an abundance of full frontal nudity, courtesy of Betsy Rue, who may very well have the most extended and gratuitous horror film nude scene in quite a few years.

| Original Score: 2.5/4.0 | Sep 17, 2020

More than worthy entertainment thanks to the power of new technologies. [Full review in Spanish]

| Original Score: 3/5 | Apr 27, 2020

Toss in first-rate 3D and the movie not only pays a proper homage to the 1981 original but kicks it up about 1,000 notches.

| Original Score: 3/4 | Apr 27, 2020

Dead-on-its-feet slasher.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 27, 2020

In the end, the movie is a true blood-splashed valentine to fans of the cheesy genre that spawned it.

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Apr 24, 2020

Funny this Valentine isn't. It should have been called Pick'n'Mix.

| Apr 24, 2020

Overall this movie gave me what I wanted out of a slasher film.

| Original Score: B | Apr 24, 2020

As a movie, it isn't particularly accomplished (I can't imagine the 2-D version offering much fun); as moviegoing, however, it offers horror fans an old-fashioned ride.

| Apr 24, 2020

My Bloody Valentine 3D doesn't have nearly enough fun with either its jazzy technology or its inherently campy premise.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Apr 24, 2020

Cheesy at times, not the best acting-wise, but much more entertaining than it had any right to be thanks to a cheerful embrace of the three Bs of 80s horror: boobs, blood, and brutality.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 17, 2018

This is how you do a slasher RIGHT!

| Original Score: 8/10 | Oct 17, 2018

Surprisingly fun slasher pic makes for a Bloody good time.

| Oct 17, 2018

Do yourself a favor and invite some buddies over to watch this film...you will probably be talking about for a while afterwards.

| Original Score: B | Oct 17, 2018

It's a motherf**king crowd pleaser.

| Oct 17, 2018

For any old-school horror fan, this movie is a good fit and a super-fun ride.

| Oct 17, 2018

This is retro slasher fun that we haven't seen on screen in a long time.

| Oct 17, 2018