Night Teeth could have been a pretty decent vampire/gangster mashup, but the convoluted nature of the world and the lackluster love plot sink it faster than a vamp can sink its teeth into a willing neck.

| Original Score: D | Jul 2, 2024

A darkly comic and enjoyable Ulyssean journey through the LA nightscape and playing with genre vampire film tropes, supported by fun performances.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Aug 23, 2022

While it’s hard not to snicker at a title like “Night Teeth”, it’s even harder to get in sync with this light and often lethargic attempt at a hip stylish vampire flick.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 16, 2022

For a film that's all style, the design of the climax is rather troubling.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 2, 2022

Night Teeth is a disappointing vampire thriller that's all style and no substance, leaving plenty of interesting world-building and unique mythology behind in favor of a formulaic story audiences will see coming from a mile away.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 28, 2022

Despite limited screen time for Megan Fox and a paint-by-numbers plot, the film satisfies as a visually stunning vampire thriller.

| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Mar 14, 2022

Night Teeth mildly entertains, but it ends up being more of a nibble than a bite.

| Feb 12, 2022

When the film leans into sex, blood, and the weirdness of the world, it oozes fun.

| Nov 28, 2021

Night Teeth is yet another vampire story that is more of a one-night-in-hell type adventure that is interesting, but not great.

| Nov 15, 2021

The type of congenial, easily digested vampire movie you can watch while doing the ironing.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Nov 8, 2021

If considered purely as a straightforward love letter to the vampire genre, and an expression of affection for the clichés and tropes these movies use over and over, Night Teeth can be a good time.

| Nov 5, 2021

Nothing to sink your teeth into.

| Original Score: C | Nov 4, 2021

In spite of its flaws, the gratuitous vampire violence and sexy-yet-creepy vibe make it worth the Halloween watch.

| Nov 1, 2021

Nothing special, but it is fun.

| Nov 1, 2021

Night Teeth reels you in with a vibrant concept but ultimately lacks a pulse within its execution.

| Nov 1, 2021

[Fry's] increasingly unhinged performance ensures that "Night Teeth" isn't an entirely bloodless flop, but even she stalls out as the film crawls along beyond a 100-minute running time.

| Original Score: D+ | Oct 28, 2021

This is one of those movies where I contemplated turning it off the entire time, and I didn't because I respect my film editor, but also because there was just enough good stuff to keep me on the hook.

| Oct 28, 2021

Night Teeth is Collateral with fangs by way of Stephenie Meyer and, surprisingly enough, I don't mean any of that as a negative.

| Original Score: 3/4 | Oct 27, 2021

While there's a fair amount of neon jazzy flair to the violence in Night Teeth, it all lacks a certain weight or heft, as if everything is a connect-the-dot moving picture.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 27, 2021

Night Teeth doesn't fully reach its potential thanks to an underdeveloped story and premise that feels like a disservice to its genuinely talented cast members and director.

| Original Score: 6 | Oct 25, 2021