You watch it and just wonder how in the world did this get made? I want to see the documentary about the making of Nine Lives.

| Original Score: F | Apr 11, 2019

[Nine Lives] is a children's movie made by people who not only don't understand children, but may actively hate children. It is unfunny and condescending, a collective collection of paychecks.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Feb 15, 2019

Every once in a while, a movie comes along that makes you scratch your head and ask yourself, "What were they thinking?" Nine Lives is one of those movies.

| Original Score: C- | Jan 15, 2019

It's offensive how the film treats animals as disposable and replaceable instead of beloved members of the family.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 20, 2018

Sadly, the adult participants in Nine Lives need to have their SAG cards revoked. Not since 1993's 'Look Who's Talking Now' has voiceover critters been so relentlessly annoying.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Nov 9, 2018

Who in their right mind greenlit this?

| Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 30, 2018

Nine Lives isn't purrfect, but it will warm the heart of anyone who isn't allergic to its charms.

| Aug 27, 2018

The film seems recycled but strangely missing any sustainable humor, even by kids' standards, which are pretty loose because laugher is an easy reach for them.

| Aug 20, 2018

This movie absolutely ridiculous, but I had fun with it. For all its ridiculousness and silliness, it's actually shot pretty well.

| Feb 22, 2018

I watched Nine Lives the other day...it was awful.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 22, 2017

There is humour, there is fun and Nine Lives is honestly, quite enjoyable. It will put a smile on your face.

| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Nov 7, 2017

It's difficult to describe just how unfunny this is, with the cat-based slapstick too obviously dependent on visual effects and director Barry Sonnenfeld clearly convinced he has another Big or 17 Again on his hands. Which he definitely hasn't.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Oct 19, 2017

Please forgive me, and don't go see Nine Lives.

| Oct 10, 2017

A lot of movies are bad, and a lot of children's movies in particular are very bad. Nine Lives is something else - it is wrong.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 1, 2017

The thing is so darn retro, so darn, well, That Darn Cat, that it has a peculiar appeal.

| Jun 20, 2017

Don't go in expecting many laughs, unless you find alcoholism and talking pets funny.

| Apr 20, 2017

Clearly aimed at a tween audience, this purported feline comedy is far from purr-fect.

| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Dec 31, 2016

An entirely forgettable movie. Who thought it would be a good a idea? [Full review in Spanish]

| Oct 14, 2016

There's not a laugh to be had.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 10, 2016

It will increase the adoption of cats, but the movie is not as funny as it wants to be. [Full review in Spanish]

| Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 4, 2016