Resident Evil: Retribution Reviews
Nobody goes to a Resident Evil movie expecting a classic but this fifth entry in the series is just plain cruddy.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 21, 2012
The script is incoherent and the acting is terrible -- avatars would have been an improvement.
| Original Score: 1/4 | Sep 17, 2012
Thuddingly awful.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Sep 17, 2012
Some sequels suggest that no one involved with a franchise really cares anymore.
Full Review | Sep 17, 2012
A zombie plague may have laid waste the world, but apparently supplies of black leather unitards have yet to be exhausted.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 15, 2012
A maniacal montage of cartoonish battle sequences.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Sep 15, 2012
Anderson's action chops are undeniable - but Resident Evil: Retribution might be one of the dumbest things ever crafted by human hands.
| Original Score: 5/10 | Sep 15, 2012
At this point in the franchise, Anderson is content to alight the saga on a perpetual rewind loop, ever-ending, ever-rebooting, all subsidized by his nonpareil compositional sense.
| Original Score: 3.5/4 | Sep 14, 2012
During the film's final sequence the director explains all while also suggesting that the franchise's nuttiest days are, remarkably, yet to come.
| Original Score: B- | Sep 14, 2012
The acting is sometimes shockingly bad, but generally the script doesn't ask much of the actors, and the combat is effectively staged and often thrilling.
| Original Score: C | Sep 14, 2012
Writer-director Paul W.S. Anderson ... attempts to fill out a flimsy plot structure by making the characters' comings and goings overly convoluted.
| Sep 14, 2012
Resident Evil movies don't tell stories so much as they provide variations on a theme, and that theme is: a pubescent boy's wet dream recast as an antiseptic dub-step nightmare
| Original Score: 3/5 | Sep 14, 2012
Diagramming every revolution of Jovovich in wheeling and whirling action, however, Anderson is pitch-perfect when singing the body electric.
| Sep 14, 2012
The film's extravagant action scenes have not a whiff of consequence to them, and other than Alice, the foremost quality of all of the characters is their disposability.
| Original Score: 5/10 | Sep 14, 2012
If they ran these scenes at normal speed, would 95 dreary minutes become a much more expedient 20 to 25?
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Sep 14, 2012
Endless video-game-style, violent mayhem is on display in this latest edition of the mind-numbing apocalypse series.
| Sep 14, 2012
Like an established pizza chain, director Anderson is in thrall to a guarantee: all relationships, of any significance, will be established in three seconds or less.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 14, 2012
It's all the same blah-blah carnage as the first four flicks, with 3D effects hurling blood, blades and body parts into the audience amid a non-stop barrage of gunfire and explosions.
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Sep 13, 2012