The Skulls Reviews
The only thing The Skulls does well is put viewers to sleep. There's nothing to recommend in this sad, boring queer-baity "thriller"
| Apr 3, 2021
Dumb, interminable and (worst of all) boring.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 31, 2021
| Original Score: B- | Sep 7, 2011
The usually dependable Rob Cohen directs from a ludicrous script.
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 7, 2008
It's amazing that so many viewers were still seated by the time the end credits began to roll.
| Original Score: 0/4 | Mar 10, 2007
Initially tolerable but increasingly stupid.
| Mar 5, 2007
The movie's unintentionally played like a comedy all the way.
| Feb 9, 2006
...above-average teen thriller.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Aug 1, 2003
It is so unbelievably ludicrous that I couldn't help but think that it was intentional despite Rob Cohen's constant attempts to convince me otherwise.
| Original Score: F | May 22, 2003
[Cohen] has a knack for making the most ridiculous material suspenseful.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | May 20, 2003
A dark, stupid tale.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Feb 8, 2003
The filmmakers would rather exploit and inflame a class war than deconstruct it.
| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Dec 8, 2002
Through pure mismanagement, The Skulls bungles a rich seam of material.
| Dec 2, 2002
With large amounts of alcohol and the right friends, it might be a Mystery Science Theater 3000-level hoot. Otherwise, The Skulls is a crime against humanity.
| Original Score: F | Aug 26, 2002
Empty-headed piffle.
| Mar 24, 2002
In an otherwise boneheaded hour and a half of intrigue and silliness, The Skulls does offer one of the more memorable lines of dialogue in recent movies.
Full Review | Original Score: 2/4 | Mar 22, 2002
I guess it wouldn't have been enough to just make an intelligent and gripping drama about Ivy League secret societies. No, we had to have a murder, coverup, good guys, bad guys, and so on.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 10, 2001
This is a straight to video job.
Full Review | Original Score: 5/10 | Oct 30, 2001
Would be scary if it weren't so stupid.
| Original Score: 3/10 | Oct 10, 2001
If there was an Oscar for the Silliest Movie Category, then The Skulls might be in with a good chance of winning.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Apr 17, 2001