Slender Man Reviews
Slender Man aims to bring the sinister character to the big screen, but it painfully disappoints.
| Jan 2, 2021
Slenderman deserves an opportunity to be seen as a respectable horror film. [Full Review in Spanish]
| Original Score: 3.5/5 | Aug 11, 2020
Slender Man is that special type of horrible that has no reason to exist whatsoever.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Jul 25, 2020
The girls are so poorly defined that they're practically interchangeable; when the bogeyman starts making them disappear one by one, you may not realize at first that any of them are gone.
| Mar 4, 2020
Screen Gems Slender Man takes the creepypasta and flushes it down the toilet. While the acting is okay, the weak story kills it.
| Original Score: 3/10 | Oct 29, 2019
"Slender Man" is a wholly predictable frightener with genuine scares ranging from slim to none.
| Oct 18, 2019
Crunchy Woodland Sound Effects, The Movie!
| Original Score: .5/5 | May 24, 2019
While I'm sure there's a fan or two to sustain this film somewhere out there (find me one, please!), seasoned horror devotees and creepypasts buffs won't be suckered by this lackluster attempt.
| May 16, 2019
The only truly effective sequence, itself lifted straight out of Lost Highway, comes and goes so quickly that it barely registers.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 20, 2019
You can elaborate on his place in history via montage as much as you want, but by the time the credits roll we still have no idea who he is or what he wants. As a result, he's as bland as movie monsters go and that is not a good thing.
| Original Score: 3/10 | Jan 15, 2019
The movie is pretty bad, so if you have limited money, I wouldn't go throwing it at the Slender Man movie that Sony meddled with. Why did they do this?
| Jan 5, 2019
This exponentially dull (and weirdly self-contradictory) movie cherry-picks the blandest bits of the Slender Man bio, downgrading him from his hard-earned gig as king of all 21st century nightmares into an all-purpose, old-fashioned bogeyman.
| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 14, 2018
Nothing to see here. Except tentacles. Lots and lots of tentacles.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Dec 10, 2018
Slender Man essentially feels like a movie created from a how-to guide to horror. Step one: apply drab color palette with hazy blues, greens, and neutrals. Step 2: make sure all set pieces look like generic, creepy locations.
| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Dec 7, 2018
Slender Man could inspire a truly interesting scary horror film. This one is nowhere near it.
| Nov 27, 2018
Slender Man is just another nail-biting knockoff flexing its morbid muscles without contributing anything mildly innovative or invigorating to the already over-saturated horror genre.
| Nov 6, 2018
Take me Slender Man, for your calling is more appealing than remaining in this world with the Slender Man movie.
| Original Score: 1/10 | Oct 26, 2018
Nothing here impresses although some sympathy must be extended towards the protagonists of this story. [Full Review in Spanish]
| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 25, 2018
A ready universe for daring and fears, for the adolescent contagion of evil, for the parallels with the unfortunately usual kidnappings and contemporary disappearances. [Full Review in Spanish]
| Oct 19, 2018
This character should've stayed on the internet.
| Original Score: C- | Oct 11, 2018