Spy Kids: Armageddon Reviews
I signed into this website for the first time in 10 years to tell you not watch this with your kids. So bad. I feel stupider for having watched it. You have been warned.
Muito ruim, a trama é um lixo, o vilão é qualquer coisa, as crianças não são horrorosas, mas eu não consigo me importar com ela, os pais são uma grande piada, é capenga, é ruim
The Film Also Had A Disappearence Of Ingrid,Gregrio,Floop,The Giggles Family And Machete
*Spy Kids: Armageddon* is a disappointing attempt at reviving a beloved franchise. The absence of Juni and Carmen Cortez leaves a gaping hole that no amount of CGI can fill. The film's humor falls flat, with not a single laugh to be found, making the comedic moments feel forced and awkward. The plot is painfully thin and predictable, offering little in terms of excitement or surprise. Billy Magnussen's villain lacks any real menace or depth, coming off as a cartoonish caricature rather than a legitimate threat. Zachary Levi and Gina Rodriguez do their best to inject life into their roles, but the weak script gives them little to work with. The film misses the heart and charm that made the original series special, resulting in a dull, lifeless experience. Unfortunately, *Spy Kids: Armageddon* fails to recapture the magic, leaving me bored and disappointed.
"Pequenos Espiões: Armagedom" é uma obra que, francamente, nunca deveria ter visto a luz do dia. O roteiro é absolutamente desastroso, desprovido de qualquer substância ou coerência narrativa. Os jovens atores, embora esforçados, claramente carecem da experiência necessária para sustentar um filme desta magnitude. O desfecho, insípido e repleto de clichês, apenas reforça a sensação de que este é um projeto forçado, que tenta, sem sucesso, se alinhar ao crescente mercado de filmes "family-friendly". O que mais surpreende é a fragilidade dos efeitos especiais, que parecem ter sido desenvolvidos sem qualquer preocupação com qualidade ou inovação. Em um momento em que o público espera mais de produções voltadas para crianças, este filme se destaca negativamente em todos os aspectos: enredo, direção, e execução técnica. É, sem dúvida, uma obra que jamais deveria ter superado a fase de concepção. A aprovação desse projeto por parte dos executivos da Netflix levanta sérias questões sobre os critérios utilizados para selecionar e produzir conteúdo.
I loved the first three and felt the fourth one was okay. This one on the other hand was not good… at all. It’s basically a carbon copy of the first movie and the third movie mixed into one. It doesn’t include any of the original stars and doesn’t have the same feel as the first 3. Some movies do not need to be rebooted…
It's just ok. That's all it's ok.
Great loved it! Reminded me a lot of the old spy kids movies love to see it the actors where great for this movie
Such a good ending- a number 2 would be awesome.
Super cute ending- totally worth the watch. A second one would be much much better.
The last four movies were better then diss.
Isn't what the series used to be.
I found the movie to have a fun video game concept but other then that it was just ok at best .
Me: Of course the original Spy Kids holds a special place in our heart 😿though this movie is just as fantastic as the original 😻 My Fennekin ( Fenn ): Spy Kids Armageddon is a very delightful start to a new generation and family in a Spy Kids Movie 😸 Me: well not everyone in the family is perfect and it dose start a bit slow with a unlikable father🫤+😼. Though once we get to the 2nd half of the movie that's when the best part's finally reach there full potential 🤩 My Pikachu: Yah. Like the story have some great inspiration from all 3 movies into making something engaging 😸 My Brionne ( Poppy ): The score is really great and regretted it to be just like the actual original music😻+🤩 My Rimbombee ( TinkerBell ): And it at least gives every single one of the characters some perfect character developments in this case 😊+😄 My Piplup: if your fans of the spy kid's franchise that giving it a chance is a must😏 My Vaniluxe ( Icy ): And it will obviously will never be a Spy Kids 4-D in any single possible 😏+😋 My Pachirisu: We don't talk about 4-D😾. But yah this might also upstage the other Troublemaker studios movie as well 😸 My Fennekin ( Fenn ): I th ink this is the beginning of some equally just as exciting as the futures for Both dreamworks & Disney as well😻+🥰 My Pikachu: So which studio you think will sky Rocket to the peak the most 😸 Story: 9/10 Visuals: 8.5/10 Characters: 9/10 Score: 10/10 Overall: 9.5/10
Years to late. Very outdated.
It's about everything you expect it to be. Take every trope from the first three and somehow make it feel worse. Only redeeming quality is the funny child acting and lines that can be taken out of context. This is not good, but in all fairness, 7 year old me probably would've loved it. It's still a not good.
I understand Too much people hated it Because the Message it's Overused and Overrated, Because, Excepting some Movie, games or series, This Message it's Useless for Almost Everything
Quite honestly this movie was terrible with terrible writing and terrible rehashing of projects that are ten times better than it
Quase ninguém gostou desse filme, mais na minha opinião esse filme é maravilhoso!!! Muita ação, aventura e comédia, esse filme é muito família, então assista agora e pare de criticar!!!
It was poopoo pipi, it sounds like it was written by a dollar store version of a lobotomized chat gpt. The plot was so bad I almost cried of laughter. I've seen the original movies and this one genuinely seems like a joke made of the original 4. The cgi looks like it was made in 1546, the message was so boring and just not true, you can't solve everything with kindness and being nice and honest to everyone, and the fact that all the villains and the OSS guy went along with it is baffling to me. The fact that the children are repeatedly seeing examples of why they should cheat and use tricks and not kindness and honesty, the world is gonna end in 8 minutes and they're trying to have a fair fight. The parents are so ignorant it amazes me, they have the world's strongest hacking device and they keep it in their home, which has a security so lax it can be stolen through hacking the game their kids are playing on their console, their parents also display a significant lack of skill considering their role as super spies and the kids are too good at everything they do. they took a movie series we all enjoyed as children and turned it into an absolute joke of a movie, there are so many solutions to their problem, so many plot holes, and so much stupidity it's crazy. I don't think I've ever seen a movie this laughably bad.