St. Trinian's Reviews
| Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 17, 2011
The actors are left grasping for laughs as the script tries to figure out just what it wants to be.
| Original Score: 2/5 | Mar 3, 2010
... this Animal House of private girls schools is a motley misfit of a misfit comedy that offers outrageous antics in place of actual humor.
| Jan 27, 2010
The result is too competent to be a travesty and too ordinary to be interesting.
| Oct 19, 2009
Firth looks like he's changing his mind about being in this movie WHILE the cameras are running.
Full Review | Oct 19, 2009
Every scene is so frantic and desperate to make you laugh, to be clever, to be naughty and none of it worked.
Full Review | Oct 19, 2009
St. Trinian's is a painless onslaught of dumb gags, gratuitous cheesecake, random movie allusions, and general nonsense, but the classy cast (which includes Gemma Arterton, Toby Jones, and Stephen Fry) helps earn it a passing grade.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Oct 14, 2009
I suspect this boorish, crude, often vulgar British comedy lost a great deal of its jolly credence whilst crossing the Atlantic.
| Original Score: 4/10 | Oct 10, 2009
A tame, glittery spoof without a brain in its head or a character worth caring about.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 10, 2009
Anyone with a fondness for the midcentury cartoons and films that inspired this scrappy comedy will appreciate the latest trip to the titular British boarding school.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 9, 2009
A stunningly witless revival of the infamous British film series about a girls' boarding school.
Full Review | Original Score: 1.5/5 | Oct 9, 2009
St. Trinian's is a hoot, but it's thrown-together, haphazard feel will only grate on the sensibilities of cineastes or aesthetic and moral prudes bent on decrying "yoof" culture -- although it's only moderately rude by contemporary standards.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 9, 2009
Sadly, the level of deviance hovers around iCarly levels, as does the sophistication of the humor.
Full Review | Original Score: C- | Oct 9, 2009
Bad in ways that are almost endearing...
| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Oct 9, 2009
Quirky British boarding-school comedy has iffy messages.
| Original Score: 3/5 | Oct 8, 2009
Sadly, the movie is a zoo.
| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Oct 8, 2009
indifferent to storytelling, craft and, dare I mention, fresh ideas
Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 8, 2009
With the right attitude this cheerfully calculated effort to update the old girl for a tween market can be enjoyed in all its endearing awfulness, as a loony High School Musical with posher accents and a lot more going on upstairs.
| Oct 6, 2009
Rupert Everett also expertly mangles the plum role once inhabited by Alastair Sim.
| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 5, 2009
Rowdy 12-year-old British girls might get some modicum of narcissistic pleasure from "St. Trinian's" (loosely based on Ronald Searle's WWII era cartoons), but no one else will.
| Original Score: D | Aug 28, 2009