A largely forgettable experience that fails to live up to the Tales from the Crypt name.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Sep 22, 2023

It's pretty lame most of the way, but interspersed with authentically humorous references.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Mar 10, 2022

The bloodshed, though graphic, is thoroughly creative, utilizing fake appendages and prosthetics - and other mutilative yucks - for successful outrageousness.

| Original Score: 6/10 | Sep 10, 2020

A slapdash, overlong, and downright interminable endeavor...

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Nov 27, 2016

In the history of active sabotage, this one's right up there.

| Original Score: 1/4 | Dec 10, 2015

It's by no means a good film -- really, it's Dennis Miller versus undead prostitutes -- but b-movie fans shouldn't overlook it just yet.

| Original Score: 6/10 | Oct 26, 2015

Bordello of Blood proves to be a tough slog, with a workable premise defeated by clumsy plotting and miscast actors. And no one is more ill at ease than lead Dennis Miller.

| Original Score: 1.5/4 | Oct 24, 2015

Works best as religious satire, but never quite takes off as a mystery or a tale involving bloodsuckers.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 19, 2015

Spends too much time on banking on Dennis Miller's snarky sense of humor to really allow the film to entertain as a sexy dark comedy...

| Oct 20, 2012

Bordello of Blood fails as anything but a gory T&A spectacle for the mouth-breather set.

| Original Score: 0/5 | Jul 6, 2010

This is a travesty.

| Original Score: 1/4 | May 19, 2008

Adolescent boys might groove to the mix, but most other ticketbuyers will avoid this tawdry opus like the plague.

Full Review | May 19, 2008

The film is grisly enough to serve up some scant enjoyment as a slice of grand guignol, but it's otherwise just another dumb gore movie.

| May 19, 2008

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 26, 2006

This very guilty pleasure never produces much suspense, but I couldn't stop laughing at Dennis Miller's sardonic asides.

Full Review | Original Score: 7/10 | Jan 23, 2006

Full Review | Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 12, 2005

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Mar 25, 2005

Full Review | Original Score: 3/5 | Aug 5, 2004

Full Review | Original Score: 1/5 | Aug 22, 2003

... run-of-the-mill horror movie.

Full Review | Original Score: 2.5/5 | May 4, 2003