When you watch a film that is centred around male genitals, you realize that some areas of the industry are running out of authentic ideas.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Oct 19, 2024

Although it has good intentions and hunger for originality, the tangled script helps little to the development of the story. [Full review in Spanish]

| Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 6, 2019

It is not horrible, but there are too many things in it that we could use our time better than seeing it. [Full Review in Spanish]

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Jul 11, 2019

The Package may very well be the Citizen Kane of penis movies.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Dec 22, 2018

Actually, there is one line that is so surprisingly funny that I had to go back and see if I heard it right.

| Nov 6, 2018

The movie is dumb and silly. Once you buy in on the general antics, there are some high points.

| Original Score: 2/4 | Oct 10, 2018

With a less predictable plot, more out-there characters, and a greater sense of surrealism and pure chaos, it could have been much more than the final product: a generic teen rom-com with a dissected dick slapped on top.

| Aug 23, 2018

Raunchy, profanity-filled slapstick comedy has lots of sex.

| Original Score: 3/5 | Aug 22, 2018

There's honestly a lot of potential here, and the film is certainly watchable. But after a certain amount of time, you've well and truly gotten the joke.

| Aug 18, 2018

If penis jokes still crack you up, this might be worth checking out. For those with more discerning comedic tastes, don't bother unwrapping this one.

| Original Score: 5/10 | Aug 18, 2018

An underwhelming entry in this esteemed tradition of penis-centric punchlines.

| Aug 14, 2018

To say this movie has bad taste would be an insult to bad taste.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 11, 2018

A pseudo-experiment as stupid as it is genuine, and damn if this movie isn't totally committed to its premise.

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | Aug 10, 2018

Though well-cast and absolutely watchable, The Package doesn't try quite hard enough to make the most of its grimly absurd premise.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Aug 10, 2018

THE PACKAGE provides a good dose of hilarity and entertainment.

| Aug 10, 2018

Sure it's a bit inane, and maybe the race against time goes on too long, but the film is loaded with some very funny physical comedy.

| Aug 10, 2018

I was told that the arrival of new streaming media would mean that we wouldn't be so reliant on arbitrary "movie" or "온라인카지노추천" running times anymore. I was lied to. The Package is roughly 93 minutes and that feels 40 to 60 minutes too long.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Aug 10, 2018

To say that The Package is one continuous dirty joke with an outrageously absurd premise wouldn't be an exaggeration. It's also a funny, sweet, raucous teen comedy that's by turns ridiculous and raunchy, but thankfully never too profound.

| Aug 9, 2018

Big laughs are found along the way, with the central grossness of the plot getting the movie to a level of playfulness that's not often found with this type of vulgar funny business.

| Original Score: B | Aug 9, 2018