Truly bites.

| Original Score: 0/4.0 | Sep 26, 2020

It's 90 minutes of idiotic, annoying characters, some haphazard plotting and filmmaking, and little else.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Nov 28, 2018

A rancidly unfunny yet pointlessly complex comedy with Ed Gein-level humor, rampant misogyny and homophobia, and a cast of 34-year-old college kids.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Oct 20, 2018

It's really bad, but at least it's not Friedberg and Seltzer levels of bad.

| Oct 9, 2012

This is dinosaur stuff. A rubber chicken and a squirting flower would've really capped things off.

| Feb 10, 2012

'Transylmania' LOOKS like a move. It's on film, after all, and it has a script and actors. But there the resemblance to any real movie ends. This tasteless mess should have been shuttled straight to DVD.

Full Review | Original Score: 0/4 | Dec 12, 2009

David and Scott Hillenbrand's stoner horror-comedy predictably provides more groans than laughs. The filmmakers had better pray someone in the theater is holding, if you know what we mean.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 9, 2009

Woefully dull-witted.

| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Dec 7, 2009

With stronger actors and real writers, this might've been a vintage comedy you could sink your...nope, not going there.

| Dec 7, 2009

Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness.

Full Review | Dec 7, 2009

If your idea of a good time is laughing with repulsion at a humpbacked Romanian nympho with a torture-loving midget dad, or tittering every time a bong appears, a darkened theater awaits you.

| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Dec 7, 2009

Transylmania is such a colossal comedic misfire that it makes the execrable Scary Movie films look like masterworks of Preston Sturges-esque genius by comparison.

| Original Score: F | Dec 7, 2009

It's destined to spend a short and painful life in theaters and then join the ranks of the DVD and late-night-cable undead.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 7, 2009

It has no artistic or social value, and it contains not one genuine laugh.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 5, 2009

Transylmania's characters are intensely irritating and its comedy is so obvious that you'll see the film's limp attempts at jokes coming a mile away.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Dec 5, 2009

Spoofs horror cliches rather than stringing together random, witless pop-culture gags like the Scary Movie franchise .... [but is] vulgar, juvenile, gross and not particularly funny.

| Dec 5, 2009

Parental Content Review

| Dec 4, 2009

A no-stars, no-plot, no-point vampire spoof about a group of coeds studying abroad in a haunted castle, Transylmania boasts the kind of acting and direction usually relegated to the adult section of your local video store.

| Original Score: F | Dec 4, 2009

Lame vampire spoof has no bite.

Full Review | Dec 4, 2009

I surveyed the crowd at the screening I attended, feeling the chill in the air as seven strangers sat in stone-cold silence -- not a single laugh from anyone. The eighth moviegoer? Fast asleep five minutes in. I've never envied a person more.

| Original Score: D- | Dec 4, 2009