David and Scott Hillenbrand's stoner horror-comedy predictably provides more groans than laughs. The filmmakers had better pray someone in the theater is holding, if you know what we mean.

| Original Score: 2/5 | Dec 9, 2009

Woefully dull-witted.

| Original Score: 0.5/4 | Dec 7, 2009

Energetic but uninspired mix of teen comedy and supernatural silliness.

Full Review | Dec 7, 2009

If your idea of a good time is laughing with repulsion at a humpbacked Romanian nympho with a torture-loving midget dad, or tittering every time a bong appears, a darkened theater awaits you.

| Original Score: 0.5/5 | Dec 7, 2009

Transylmania is such a colossal comedic misfire that it makes the execrable Scary Movie films look like masterworks of Preston Sturges-esque genius by comparison.

| Original Score: F | Dec 7, 2009

It's destined to spend a short and painful life in theaters and then join the ranks of the DVD and late-night-cable undead.

| Original Score: 1/5 | Dec 7, 2009

A no-stars, no-plot, no-point vampire spoof about a group of coeds studying abroad in a haunted castle, Transylmania boasts the kind of acting and direction usually relegated to the adult section of your local video store.

| Original Score: F | Dec 4, 2009

Lame vampire spoof has no bite.

Full Review | Dec 4, 2009