The absurd dialogue has kids saying things like, “hot fruit lightning,” which vaguely sounds like a joke on the surface, but, in fact, is just a collection of nonsense words.

| Jan 6, 2025

There is a common criticism about comedies overstretching what could have maybe been a so-so sketch into a feature, but Unfrosted takes the cake in just how egregiously it does this. With painfully unfunny joke after unfunny joke, it's all empty calories.

| Dec 28, 2024

As it is, Unfrosted is handsome, but lacking bite and substance. In short, it’s a Pop Tart, all sugar and frosting, but any actual goodness is hard to find.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Sep 19, 2024

Most of the jokes are as flat as turkey slices and the whole thing presupposes how predictable it will be.

| Sep 17, 2024

This lacklustre comedy written and directed by Jerry Seinfeld is no good for anybody. Centred on a battle of wills between opposing cereal companies, Unfrosted falls flat from the outset despite a wealth of solid talent onboard.

| Sep 14, 2024

Maybe The Lonely Island or Lord and Miller or Rogen and Goldberg would have struck the right tone of absurdity to make this story pop. But probably no one could have, because it’s too high-fructose corny an idea to work under any circumstances.

| Aug 28, 2024

Unfrosted feels like a movie no one really asked for, and in many ways, it is precisely that.

| Original Score: 2.5/5 | Jul 3, 2024

The jokes aren’t funny, and the cartoonish characters are mostly annoying. It feels like extended Seinfeld bits or SNL skits that don’t quite land. A total waste of all-star-cast.

| Original Score: 1.5/5 | Jul 2, 2024

One thing 'Unfrosted' suffers from is the lack of spark needed to make what may be more or less witty on paper work on screen (Full Review in Spanish).

| Original Score: 5/10 | Jun 15, 2024

This unfunny film is banking on manufactured whimsy and string of celebrity cameos to distract from the lack of substance. If everyone involved in this isn’t embarrassed, they should be.

| Jun 4, 2024

Unfrosted is a huge disappointment. The trailer made it seem like it could be a fun comedy with an amazing cast. Instead, it ends up being an almost boring, completely unfunny movie that wastes one of the best casts to appear in a comedy in some time.

| May 25, 2024

Unfrosted takes itself seriously, which makes the story of betrayal, envy, ambition and even death, all the more silly.

| Original Score: 3.5/4 | May 24, 2024

While the film plays out like the ultimate dad joke movie, even the groaners earn some smiles and when the satire hits it earns your more pronounced laughter.

| Original Score: 3/4 | May 21, 2024

As a director, Seinfeld shows no signs of knowing when to reign it in and when to let his cast loose.

| Original Score: 2/5 | May 21, 2024

Older viewers, especially will save 'Unfrosted.'

| Original Score: 3 stars | May 20, 2024

Seinfeld's directorial debut is jam-packed (pun intended) with ideas, '60s references, cameos, and general nonsense, and audiences can enjoy watching its giddy crew of entertainers having a ball.

| May 19, 2024

Unfrosted is silly, amicable and kind of goes off the rails, but the January 6 reenactment with food mascots and the cereal funeral are so stinking weird that you can’t help but laugh at the absurdity of it all.

| May 18, 2024

While “Unfrosted” won’t prompt a sequel, it is a giddy, frivolous look at something kids once held dear.

| Original Score: 2.5/4 | May 18, 2024

Jerry Seinfeld’s debut as a feature film writer and director is a mess. His breakfast pastry-themed 1960s farce plays like he shot every idea he had and made it into a 93-minute movie, regardless of whether they worked together or were particularly funny.

| May 16, 2024

Unevenly scripted by director Jerry Seinfeld and his 온라인카지노추천 usual writers as flaky, high-fructose fun. there are a litany of celebrity cameos, the best of which features Jon Hamm & John Slattery satirizing their ad execs in 'Mad Men.'

| Original Score: 5/10 | May 15, 2024